How to Identify various Citizens of India..

Scenario 1 :- Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI.
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.Scenario 2 :- two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in PUNJAB
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.Senario 3 :- Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI.
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.Scenario 4 :- two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall. That's AHMEDABAD
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.Senerio 5 :- Two guys fighting and a third guy comes along then a forth and theystart arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA
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.Senerio 6 :- Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says " don't fight infront of my place, go somewhere else ." That's KERALA
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.Senerio 7 :- Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends. You are at GOA
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.Last Senerio :- Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them. You are definitely in UTTAR PRADESH

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