Karan Johar made Wake Up Sid and look what people at Nestle made to wake him up
Male and Female Brain!
The THOUGHTS in a female and male brain during the simple question: Shall we go for a party?
Genius Peter
Although Peter flunked his maths test he turned out to be a great
comedian later in life and this test was his first performance.
Winning an Argument
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Here's the fact you always knew but now proven statistically as well.
Woman Power
Here's a toilet seat which is a clear indication of growing female influence in our society.
No Water! Drink Coca Cola
Check out how these multinationals are really taking advantage of water scarcity in India.
Killer English
Disclaimer: Please read at your own risk. I'm not responsible if you go
mad or forget your English vocabulary or grammar after reading this.
New Year Resolution
Teacher: Happy New Year bachchon! Aaj se 2014 start ho raha hai. Is naye
saal pe kasam khao ki kabhi bhi sharaab aur cigarette nahin piyoge,
drugs nahin loge, non veg nahin khaoge.
Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.
Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.
Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.
Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.
Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.
Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.
Bachche: Theek hai sir, hum sharaab, cigarette, drugs, non veg ko chuenge tak nahin.
Teacher: Kabhi ladkiyaan nahin chedoge.
Bachche: Nahin chedenge sir.
Teacher: Kabhi jua nahin kheloge.
Bachche: Nahin khelenge sir.
Teacher: Desh ke liye apni jaan tak bhi de denge.
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka karna bhi kya hai.
No Life Without Wife
1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega..... Bartan dhone ke liye.
2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge..... Aapko gadha Banaane ke liye.
3. Har roz biwi aapse pyar se nolegi..... Ration laane ke liye.
4. Biwi aapke baahon me baahein daalegi..... Kharcha paani ke liye.
5. Aap gaana gaana shuru kar doge..... Bachchon ko sulaane ke liye.
6. Wo roz taiyaar hokar saamne aayegi..... Shopping jaane ke liye.
7. Aapko bhi whiskey ka mazaa ayegaa..... Kuch der gum bhulaane ke liye.
2. Pyaare pyaare bachche milenge..... Aapko gadha Banaane ke liye.
3. Har roz biwi aapse pyar se nolegi..... Ration laane ke liye.
4. Biwi aapke baahon me baahein daalegi..... Kharcha paani ke liye.
5. Aap gaana gaana shuru kar doge..... Bachchon ko sulaane ke liye.
6. Wo roz taiyaar hokar saamne aayegi..... Shopping jaane ke liye.
7. Aapko bhi whiskey ka mazaa ayegaa..... Kuch der gum bhulaane ke liye.
Bollywood songs with their Medical meanings
Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale - Fever
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi - Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge - Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai - Acidity
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon - Cataract
Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna - Alzheimer's
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi - Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge - Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai - Acidity
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon - Cataract
Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna - Alzheimer's
Breasts are more popular than penises
The first ever Internet broadcast of a penile-pump-implant surgery
failed miserably when very few people showed up to watch. Is anyone
surprised?
Healthology.com thought they had a really good idea when they decided to broadcast the procedure on the web. Healthology.com then convinced American Medical Systems, Inc., makers of the hydraulic penis device, to kick in some big cash to finance the broadcast.
It was hoped that the spectacle of a 50-year-old man having his genitals operated on would draw hoards of curious onlookers. But it didn`t happen.
Reports are that the broadcast attracted only 70,000 viewers. That might sound like a big group, but it pales in comparison to other online surgeries, such as Healthology`s breast augmentation broadcast. That procedure drew over a million voyeurs. You can guess why?
Healthology.com thought they had a really good idea when they decided to broadcast the procedure on the web. Healthology.com then convinced American Medical Systems, Inc., makers of the hydraulic penis device, to kick in some big cash to finance the broadcast.
It was hoped that the spectacle of a 50-year-old man having his genitals operated on would draw hoards of curious onlookers. But it didn`t happen.
Reports are that the broadcast attracted only 70,000 viewers. That might sound like a big group, but it pales in comparison to other online surgeries, such as Healthology`s breast augmentation broadcast. That procedure drew over a million voyeurs. You can guess why?
AAM Underwear!
Arvind Kejriwal has stopped wearing his underwears bcoz...
He can't wear VIP underwears as they have VIP written on them.
He can't wear Rupa since people would say he always keeps Rupa around his private parts, and in Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do.
Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich man's pastime.
He can't wear Macroman since he is a common man.
He can't wear Dixcy since he does not want people to see his d***
And he can't go commando since he has refused security.
So now all he needs is cover his private parts with mango leaves to prove that he is a "aam" admi and his protection is the aam.
He can't wear VIP underwears as they have VIP written on them.
He can't wear Rupa since people would say he always keeps Rupa around his private parts, and in Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do.
Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich man's pastime.
He can't wear Macroman since he is a common man.
He can't wear Dixcy since he does not want people to see his d***
And he can't go commando since he has refused security.
So now all he needs is cover his private parts with mango leaves to prove that he is a "aam" admi and his protection is the aam.
Students of Different Ages
Classic examples for students of different age groups:
1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class: Hey! That question was very hard so I leave only that question.
7th to 10th class: Hey! Read only important questions.
11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass.
12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar?
And in college: Abey kaminon, bata toh dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya.
1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class: Hey! That question was very hard so I leave only that question.
7th to 10th class: Hey! Read only important questions.
11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass.
12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar?
And in college: Abey kaminon, bata toh dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya.
Little Star!
Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na?
Bade: Haan hai toh...
Chhote: But uski wife itni badi star nahi hai... jyada chali nahin.
Bade: Nahin yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na.
Chhote: Nahin wo baat nahin hai, sabko pata hai.
Bade: Kisko pata hai?
Chhote: Bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali, wo ek choti star hai.
Bade: Wo kaise?
Chhote: Abe tune wo poem nahi suni? Twinkle-Twinkle little star...
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar.
Bade: Haan hai toh...
Chhote: But uski wife itni badi star nahi hai... jyada chali nahin.
Bade: Nahin yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na.
Chhote: Nahin wo baat nahin hai, sabko pata hai.
Bade: Kisko pata hai?
Chhote: Bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali, wo ek choti star hai.
Bade: Wo kaise?
Chhote: Abe tune wo poem nahi suni? Twinkle-Twinkle little star...
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar.
Girl`s Shopping!
Ladki: Bhai saab, is mirror ka kya rate hai???
Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji.
Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai?
Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 200 Rs hai.
Ladki: Aur Bhaiya iska kitna hai, ye jo red colour ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 1000 Rs hai.
Ladki: Ohh...!!! Itna mehnga? Kya khaas baat hai is sheeshe mein???
Shopkeeper: Madam ji agar aap isko 100 floor se niche girao toh ye mirror 99 floors tak nai tutega... arre tutega kya behan ji, isko kuch bhi hi nahin hoga.
Ladki: Wah, kya baat hai! Bhaiya 2 piece pack kar do.
Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji.
Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai?
Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 200 Rs hai.
Ladki: Aur Bhaiya iska kitna hai, ye jo red colour ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Iska ji sirf 1000 Rs hai.
Ladki: Ohh...!!! Itna mehnga? Kya khaas baat hai is sheeshe mein???
Shopkeeper: Madam ji agar aap isko 100 floor se niche girao toh ye mirror 99 floors tak nai tutega... arre tutega kya behan ji, isko kuch bhi hi nahin hoga.
Ladki: Wah, kya baat hai! Bhaiya 2 piece pack kar do.
Banta ki Khusi!
Banta ki biwi kaafi bimar thi aur hospital mein admit thi. Doctors ne 1 week tak uska check-up kiya, sab tests kiye.
Saari reports aane ke baad ek senior doctor ne Banta ko bulaya aur kaha: Banta ji ek baat batani hai apko.
Banta: Ji doctor saaba, kahiye.
Doctor: We are sorry Banta ji, apki biwi jyada se jyada 1-2 months ki mehman hai...
Banta: Docor saab, ismein sorry waali kya baat hai? Jahan itna time nikaal diya, gujar jayenge ye 1-2 mahine bhi jais-taise.
Saari reports aane ke baad ek senior doctor ne Banta ko bulaya aur kaha: Banta ji ek baat batani hai apko.
Banta: Ji doctor saaba, kahiye.
Doctor: We are sorry Banta ji, apki biwi jyada se jyada 1-2 months ki mehman hai...
Banta: Docor saab, ismein sorry waali kya baat hai? Jahan itna time nikaal diya, gujar jayenge ye 1-2 mahine bhi jais-taise.
Papa ki BMW!
A Boyfriend sends a message to his girlfriend on WhatsApp...
Boyfriend - Hi.
Girlfriend - Hello.
Boyfriend - Kahan par ho?
Girlfriend: Main apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hun, abhi driver mujhe club chor dega, uske baad mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi, tab tumhe call karti hun, tum kahan par ho?
Boyfriend: 401 no ki bus mein, TUMHARI SEAT SE 2 SEATS PEECHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA Maine Le Li hai...!!!
Boyfriend - Hi.
Girlfriend - Hello.
Boyfriend - Kahan par ho?
Girlfriend: Main apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hun, abhi driver mujhe club chor dega, uske baad mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi, tab tumhe call karti hun, tum kahan par ho?
Boyfriend: 401 no ki bus mein, TUMHARI SEAT SE 2 SEATS PEECHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA Maine Le Li hai...!!!
Educated Wife!
Husband: Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho???
Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster & increased output is trans mitted to adrenals which start secreting glucon to increase blood glucose level & to combatthis emergency, Pituitary output also increases which raises blood estrogen level, Causing vasodilation and I look PINK...
MORAL: Jyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki Mummy-Didi ek kar deti hai...
Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster & increased output is trans mitted to adrenals which start secreting glucon to increase blood glucose level & to combatthis emergency, Pituitary output also increases which raises blood estrogen level, Causing vasodilation and I look PINK...
MORAL: Jyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki Mummy-Didi ek kar deti hai...
Genius Answer!
TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Ghass.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass.
Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko.
Charwaha: Pani se.
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Abey bewakoof admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai to mujhse bar bar puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...???
Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.
Anchor: Aur kala?
Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai.
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Ghass.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass.
Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko.
Charwaha: Pani se.
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Abey bewakoof admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai to mujhse bar bar puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...???
Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.
Anchor: Aur kala?
Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai.
Bechara Husband!
Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you. You are my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.
Uski wife ne reply bheja: Pee li hai na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao...
DARO MAT... KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..!!!
Husband: Thank you!
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you. You are my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.
Uski wife ne reply bheja: Pee li hai na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao...
DARO MAT... KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..!!!
Husband: Thank you!
Meetha Break-Up!
Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.
Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?
Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.
Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.
Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.
Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.
Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?
Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.
Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.
Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.
Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.
Pappu`s Interview
Interviewer: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko pradhanmantri bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge???
Pappu: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why???
Pappu: Kyunki 2 minute mein toh sirf Maggi hi ban sakti hai.
Interviewer: Aur agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye toh???
Pappu: Hum 5 saal ke liye pradhanmantri nahin banenge.
Interviewer: Why???
Pappu: Arre mam, itni Maggi kaun khayega?
Pappu: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why???
Pappu: Kyunki 2 minute mein toh sirf Maggi hi ban sakti hai.
Interviewer: Aur agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye toh???
Pappu: Hum 5 saal ke liye pradhanmantri nahin banenge.
Interviewer: Why???
Pappu: Arre mam, itni Maggi kaun khayega?
How was I born?
Pappu to his Mom: Mumma... Main kaise paida hua tha?
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.
Pappu did the same thing...
Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar box khola aur dekha ki usmein ek Cockroach tha.
Pappu (Gussey se): Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar dun... Par kya karu..!? Aaulad hai tu meri...!!!
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.
Pappu did the same thing...
Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar box khola aur dekha ki usmein ek Cockroach tha.
Pappu (Gussey se): Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar dun... Par kya karu..!? Aaulad hai tu meri...!!!
Poor Husband
Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui.
Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the.
Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi. First night ko ladke ne jab ladki ka ghoongat uthakar: Tum wakai bahut hi khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karun...
Ladki sharmati hui boli: Humto toh aap taa Dill Taaiye.....
Bechaara ladka, Whatsapp ki jagah ek call kar leta to bach jaata.....
Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the.
Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi. First night ko ladke ne jab ladki ka ghoongat uthakar: Tum wakai bahut hi khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karun...
Ladki sharmati hui boli: Humto toh aap taa Dill Taaiye.....
Bechaara ladka, Whatsapp ki jagah ek call kar leta to bach jaata.....
Girl`s Reaction!
Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..!
2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...!
3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!
Same Girl after having a boyfriend:
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!!
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!!
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!!
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..!
2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...!
3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!
Same Girl after having a boyfriend:
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!!
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!!
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!!
Family Introduction
A man fron UP is introducing his family:
1. Yeh hai meri biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Yeh hai mera beta.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
3. Yeh hai meri beti.... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
4. Aur mein, mein hun Orkut Kumar... Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
1. Yeh hai meri biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Yeh hai mera beta.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
3. Yeh hai meri beti.... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
4. Aur mein, mein hun Orkut Kumar... Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
Manmohan Singh to a small child
When Manmohan Singh said to a small child - "You're so cute"
The child replied - "You're so mute"
When Manmohan Singh starts speaking
When Manmohan Singh starts speaking at the rate of 5 alphabets per day, the doctor knows he's critical.
When Manmohan Singh gets angry
When Manmohan Singh gets angry he switches himself from silent mode to vibration mode.
Manmohan Singh`s Tips
When Manmohan Singh will retire.he can consult to Saas-Bahu and can give tips how to be silent during fight.?
When Manmohan Singh was in school
When Manmohan Singh was in school, he even forgot to ensure his presence at the time of Attendance Calculation due to his mute behavior !!
Manmohan Singh`s Birthday Celebration
When Manmohan Singh's next birthday ll come, best thing u can do to celebrate it, is taking 'MAUN VRAT'
Manmohan Singh`s Biography
When Manmohan Singh write his biography.
I__________________________________________________________________________. Thanks.
Manmohan Singh`s photo or video?
When Manmohan Singh is on TV, it is tough to tell whether it's his photo or video...!!
Manmohan Singh`s Proposal to Sonia
I'am still waiting for that moment when Manmohan Singh will propose Soniya Gandhi to marry with him.
Manmohan Singh`s Slogan
When Manmohan Singh was student, Those were the days when he gave a slogan "Keep Quiet".
Manmohan Singh`s Remote
When Manmohan Singh used tv remote first, he muted himself..
And now the remote is with Sonia Ji.
Happy Republic Day SMS
The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems.
Leave aside the world, we can all make India, "Sone ki Chidiya" again.
Happy Republic Day!
Leave aside the world, we can all make India, "Sone ki Chidiya" again.
Happy Republic Day!
Happy Republic Day SMS
28 states;
7 Union Territories:
30 major languages;
6 ethnic groups;
More than 50 major festivals;
1 country. I am proud to be an Indian!
Happy Republic Day!
7 Union Territories:
30 major languages;
6 ethnic groups;
More than 50 major festivals;
1 country. I am proud to be an Indian!
Happy Republic Day!
Happy Republic Day SMS
On this special day, let's promise our motherland that
we'll do everything to enrich our culture and heritage; preserve our
national treasures; and keep our country clean of filth and corruption!
Happy Republic Day!
Happy Republic Day!
Happy Republic Day SMS
London dekha, Paris dekha aur dekha Japan;
Saare Jag Mein Kahi Nahi Hai, Doosra Hindustan!
I am proud to be an Indian!
Wishing all our countrymen a very happy Republic Day!
Saare Jag Mein Kahi Nahi Hai, Doosra Hindustan!
I am proud to be an Indian!
Wishing all our countrymen a very happy Republic Day!
Preamble of Constitution
Preamble of Constitution:
WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a SOVEREIGN SOCIALIST SECULAR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC]
and to secure to all its citizens: JUSTICE, social, economic and political;
LIBERTY of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship;
EQUALITY of status and of opportunity;
and to promote among them all FRATERNITY assuring the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the Nation;
IN OUR CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY this twenty-sixth day of November, 1949, do HEREBY ADOPT, ENACT AND GIVE TO OURSELVES THIS CONSTITUTION.
Happy Republic day!
WE, THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, having solemnly resolved to constitute India into a SOVEREIGN SOCIALIST SECULAR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC]
and to secure to all its citizens: JUSTICE, social, economic and political;
LIBERTY of thought, expression, belief, faith and worship;
EQUALITY of status and of opportunity;
and to promote among them all FRATERNITY assuring the dignity of the individual and the unity and integrity of the Nation;
IN OUR CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY this twenty-sixth day of November, 1949, do HEREBY ADOPT, ENACT AND GIVE TO OURSELVES THIS CONSTITUTION.
Happy Republic day!
Happy 26 January!
India became independent and a Republic due to the
Secularism of Mahatma Gandhi;
Negotiating skills of Nehru;
Love of the land of Sardar Patel;
Peaceful disobedience of Lala lajpat Rai;
Militant attitude of Subhash Chandra Bose;
And Sacrifices of Bhagat Singh, Udham Singh, Chandershkekhar Azad, and a thousands of others.
Let's salute and thank all these noble souls for the freedom that we all enjoy!
Happy 26 January!
Secularism of Mahatma Gandhi;
Negotiating skills of Nehru;
Love of the land of Sardar Patel;
Peaceful disobedience of Lala lajpat Rai;
Militant attitude of Subhash Chandra Bose;
And Sacrifices of Bhagat Singh, Udham Singh, Chandershkekhar Azad, and a thousands of others.
Let's salute and thank all these noble souls for the freedom that we all enjoy!
Happy 26 January!
Happy Republic day!
Other might have forgotten but never can I;
May the memories of martyrs never die.
May lakhs of brave-hearts take birth on our motherland;
And the flag of our country always furls very high!
Happy Republic day!
May the memories of martyrs never die.
May lakhs of brave-hearts take birth on our motherland;
And the flag of our country always furls very high!
Happy Republic day!
Happy Republic day!
Our country has given us:
Rich Culture and Heritage;
Diversity in languages, colour and creed;
Right to practise different religion;
And freedom of Speech.
Thank you God for giving us birth in this great India, where we co-exist with peace and harmony!
Happy Republic day!
Rich Culture and Heritage;
Diversity in languages, colour and creed;
Right to practise different religion;
And freedom of Speech.
Thank you God for giving us birth in this great India, where we co-exist with peace and harmony!
Happy Republic day!
Happy 26 January!
Mera Joota Hai Japani;
Yeh Patloon Englishtani;
Sar Pe Lal Topi Russi;
Fir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani!
Happy 26 January!
Yeh Patloon Englishtani;
Sar Pe Lal Topi Russi;
Fir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani!
Happy 26 January!
Happy Republic Day!
I love INDIA because
I: It's a
N: nation
D: dazzling everyone due to its
I: immense and
A: amazing unity in diversity
Wish you a happy Republic day!
I: It's a
N: nation
D: dazzling everyone due to its
I: immense and
A: amazing unity in diversity
Wish you a happy Republic day!
Happy Republic Day!
Let's pledge to protect our loving India from the corrupt, the middle
men, the turn coats and the criminals ruling and ruining our country!
Happy Republic Day!
Happy Republic Day!
Happy Republic Day!
The Roots of Violence:
Wealth without work;
Pleasure without conscience;
Knowledge without character;
Commerce without morality;
Science without humanity;
Worship without sacrifice;;
And politics without principles.
Happy Republic Day!
Wealth without work;
Pleasure without conscience;
Knowledge without character;
Commerce without morality;
Science without humanity;
Worship without sacrifice;;
And politics without principles.
Happy Republic Day!
Happy Republic Day!
26 January this year is a water-shed as our leaders would be seeking
votes from the public for mandate in this chaos which might bring in a
revolutionary change in the Indian political scene.
The best way to celebrate it is to register to vote and pledge to exercise your franchise judiciously.Happy Republic Day!
Natural Tips to Get Sparkling White Teeth
When you see the person you like in front of you, your most natural reaction is to smile at them. Even when you are getting married, it is your beautiful smile that will transform your stunning wedding photographs into a beautiful memory. And as you smile, it is your teeth that get most attention. So, dear soon-to-be brides and grooms, take a look at some great ways to get sparkling white teeth naturally.
How to Flirt Like a True Gentleman
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Flirting is an acquired talent. Not everyone is talented enough to showcase this skill successfully. That is why, very often your cheesy pickup lines and sleazy comments fail to work and impress the ladies. Your actions maybe misread and your suggestions might get misinterpreted, all this happens because you are sending out the wrong signals. Here are some basic rules that are going to turn you down on a gentleman’s path. So, flirt like a true gentleman and win over your lady.
Fashion Mistakes that Men Make
What Women Want in Bed but Never Say
Sex facts about Indian youth!
SKORE recently conducted a survey to obtain a comprehensive understanding of the current state of the market, consumers and brands of condoms. The respondents were from age group of 18 to 45 from cities across Delhi, Lucknow, Mumbai, Ahmedabad, Madurai, Vijayawada and Kolkata.
Emotionally Satisfy a Woman
Why Animals are never bored?
Sometimes I wonder why Animals are never Bored, but then I realize that
when everyone around you is NÃ ked you can never be Bored.!!
when everyone around you is NÃ ked you can never be Bored.!!
Which type of girls wear transparent dresses?
Which type of girls wear transparent dresses?
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The girls are not having any confidence, on imagination power of a man.
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The girls are not having any confidence, on imagination power of a man.
Dhoom 3 ticket price
"Dhoom 3" tickets are priced ₹ 900/- at Imax theatres.
Price breakup:
₹ 400 Aamir
+ ₹ 300 Katrina
+ ₹ 150 Aamir's Bike
+ ₹ 30 Aamir's Hat
+ ₹ 13 Music
+ ₹ 5 Abhishek
+ ₹ 2 Uday Chopra
Price breakup:
₹ 400 Aamir
+ ₹ 300 Katrina
+ ₹ 150 Aamir's Bike
+ ₹ 30 Aamir's Hat
+ ₹ 13 Music
+ ₹ 5 Abhishek
+ ₹ 2 Uday Chopra
Krrish cannot handle a wife!
Hrithik Roshan and his wife Sussanne have decided to separate.
Moral : Even a superhero like Krrish cannot handle a wife!
Moral : Even a superhero like Krrish cannot handle a wife!
Uday Chopra in Management Quota
Uday Chopra qualifies to act (?) in all in all 'Dhoom' movies because he's from
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the "Management Quota"!
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the "Management Quota"!
Krrish 3 Logic!
Krrish 3 Logic:
Kaal (Vivek Oberoi) is made from Rohit's (Krrish's father) DNA.
That's how he is Krrish's brother.
And Kaya (Kangana Ranaut) is made from Kaal's and Chameleon's DNA.
So logically, she is Kaal's daughter.
Kaya falls in love with Krrish; but he is his Chacha (Paternal Uncle)!
Kaal (Vivek Oberoi) is made from Rohit's (Krrish's father) DNA.
That's how he is Krrish's brother.
And Kaya (Kangana Ranaut) is made from Kaal's and Chameleon's DNA.
So logically, she is Kaal's daughter.
Kaya falls in love with Krrish; but he is his Chacha (Paternal Uncle)!
Krrish 3 Songs
It's widely believed that it's the same person who
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composed the Krrish 3 songs and writes the speeches for Rahul Gandhi!
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composed the Krrish 3 songs and writes the speeches for Rahul Gandhi!
Ram Gopal Verma's Bhoots returning to theaters
Ram Gopal Verma's "Bhoot Returns" released. Lack of audience also results in Bhoots returning to theaters.
Salman Khan in - Ek Tha Driver
Breaking News:
Salman Khan and Sohail Khan to appear together in their next co-production titled "Ek Tha Driver".
Salman Khan and Sohail Khan to appear together in their next co-production titled "Ek Tha Driver".
Sunny Leone's lingerie auction
Sunny Leone's lingerie auction comes with a catch. With every bra/panty
of Sunny, you will have to buy a 'Kachha' (underwear) of Mahesh Bhatt.
Aishwarya's baby
Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
Dr: Who is ur grandpa?
Aaradhya: Big B.
Dr: Who is ur Mom?
Aaradhya: Miss World.
Dr: Who is ur father?
Aaradhya: No idea, Sir jee!
Dr: Who is ur grandpa?
Aaradhya: Big B.
Dr: Who is ur Mom?
Aaradhya: Miss World.
Dr: Who is ur father?
Aaradhya: No idea, Sir jee!
Rajesh Khanna Fans
For the first time in the history of Indian Cinema, an actor (Rajesh Khanna) is selling his (Havell) fans.
Saif Ali Khan`s `X` Factor
`X` married `Z`, who was twice his age, left her, & started dating `Y` who was half her age. What`s the age of `X`?
Student: I don`t know the calculations but 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan.
Student: I don`t know the calculations but 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan.
Jewel Thief
Steve Jobs, Jagjit Singh, Shammi Kapoor, Bhupen Hazarika, Dev Anand, God is the (REAL) Jewel Thief.
What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?
What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?
It always takes 2 Shahrukh Khan to kill one Arjun Rampal.
It always takes 2 Shahrukh Khan to kill one Arjun Rampal.
Why is Aamir doing more than one film every year instead of one every few years?
Why is Aamir doing more than 1 film every year instead of 1 every few years?
Bcoz he wants to live up to his name.
Bcoz he wants to live up to his name.
Rakhi Sawant on LIC Office
Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.
Break off between Saif and Kareena
In case there is a break off between Saif and Kareena, Saif will have his tattoo changed to guess what?
A: KAMEENA
A: KAMEENA
Why did Kareena break-up with Shahid?
Why did Kareena break-up with Shahid?
Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage.
Not Kapoor again.
Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage.
Not Kapoor again.
Best Thing on Facebook
"Stop Notifications/Unfollow Post" Is Probably The Best Thing Facebook Has Come Up With..!!
Facebook Upload
In Afghanistan and Pakistan people on FB upload a picture of AK-47 And write the caption Your childhood was amazing if you remember this.
Makar Sankranti
"AAP ki Patang with help of Congress ka Manja trying to cut BJP ki
Patang for Lok Sabha elections" as nation says Happy Makar Sankranti.
Party All Night Alok Nath Version
Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..
Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.
Jab Tak Hai Jaan Alok Nath Version
Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Blue Eyes Aloknath Version
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi mennu,
Alok Nath to Arohi
Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Wot??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwan.
Arohi: Wot??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwan.
Alok Nath to buy Condom
Alok Nath goes to a medical store to buy condom.
Salesman : Which flavor?
Alok : Haldi Chanda.
Salesman : Which flavor?
Alok : Haldi Chanda.
Alok Nath`s WhatsApp Status
Alok Nath's WhatsApp:
Available
Busy
At temple
At Kirtan
At Jagrata
Aashirwad about to die
In a marriage
Kanyadaaning
Samdhiji calls online.
Available
Busy
At temple
At Kirtan
At Jagrata
Aashirwad about to die
In a marriage
Kanyadaaning
Samdhiji calls online.
Alok Nath on The News Hour
Alok Nath took part in debate of #TheNewsHour and result, he convinced Arnab Goswami to get married with Sanjay Jha!
Alok Nath`s Favourite Sport
Alok Nath's favourite sport is football. Because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani.
Doctor Alok Nath
Alok Nath didn't become a doctor because he was too ashamed of reading about the female anatomy.
Alok Nath`s Record
Alok Nath holds world record for having Maximum number of Samdhi-Samdhans in the worl.
Alok Nath`s New Year Celebration
Alok Nath celebrates new year by playing passing-the-parcel with family and Antakshari.
Alok Nath's Degree
Alok Nath's Degree - MBA in Kanyaadan
Skills - Sanskaar
Experience -10022848 Kanyaadans done
Hobby - Giving Ashirwaads!
Skills - Sanskaar
Experience -10022848 Kanyaadans done
Hobby - Giving Ashirwaads!
Lungi Dance in Alok Nath Style
Pagadi Ko Thoda Round Ghumake..
Dhoti ko thoda upar uthake..
Pandit Ke Jaisa Tikka Lagake..
Aa Jao Sab Mood Banake...
All The Sanskaari Fans
Don't Miss The Chance..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Chalo Samdhan ji mata ke jagraate me...
Aap Ho sanskaari der na karo aane me...
Mandir Me Jab Ye Kirtan Bajega..
Aashirwad Lene Aana Padega..
Prasaad Bhi Khana Padega..
Sar Ko Bhi To Jhukana Padega..
All The Sanskaari Fans
Don't Miss The Chance..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Maa Ke Mandir Me Aaya Mai To..
Mujhko Rokega Kon Aur Kaiko..
Mera Mood Mai Kanyadaan Karunga..
Kisi Ke Samdhi Se ni Darunga...
Jisko Prasaad Khana Hai Kha lo..
Idhr Hi Mai Hu Sansnkaar Paa lo..
Ghar Pe Jaake Zee Tv Laga lo..
Babuji Ka Tum Aashirwad Paa Lo..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kon Mujhsa Hai Sanskari..
Ohh Beti Yes M not a brhmachari..
Nahi Milega Mujhsa Koi babuji..
Mai Khata Hu Roj Parle ji...
Arey Mere Jaisa Kanyadan Kisko Aata Hai..
Nirmal Baba Ko Bhi Mai Hi Sikhata Hai..
Wo Ghar Me Aata Hai..Mujhse Sikh Ke Jata Hai
Mujhse Sikh Ke Wo Bhakton Ko Bhi Deta
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
All The Sanskaari Fans
Don't Miss The Chance..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Dhoti ko thoda upar uthake..
Pandit Ke Jaisa Tikka Lagake..
Aa Jao Sab Mood Banake...
All The Sanskaari Fans
Don't Miss The Chance..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Chalo Samdhan ji mata ke jagraate me...
Aap Ho sanskaari der na karo aane me...
Mandir Me Jab Ye Kirtan Bajega..
Aashirwad Lene Aana Padega..
Prasaad Bhi Khana Padega..
Sar Ko Bhi To Jhukana Padega..
All The Sanskaari Fans
Don't Miss The Chance..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Maa Ke Mandir Me Aaya Mai To..
Mujhko Rokega Kon Aur Kaiko..
Mera Mood Mai Kanyadaan Karunga..
Kisi Ke Samdhi Se ni Darunga...
Jisko Prasaad Khana Hai Kha lo..
Idhr Hi Mai Hu Sansnkaar Paa lo..
Ghar Pe Jaake Zee Tv Laga lo..
Babuji Ka Tum Aashirwad Paa Lo..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kon Mujhsa Hai Sanskari..
Ohh Beti Yes M not a brhmachari..
Nahi Milega Mujhsa Koi babuji..
Mai Khata Hu Roj Parle ji...
Arey Mere Jaisa Kanyadan Kisko Aata Hai..
Nirmal Baba Ko Bhi Mai Hi Sikhata Hai..
Wo Ghar Me Aata Hai..Mujhse Sikh Ke Jata Hai
Mujhse Sikh Ke Wo Bhakton Ko Bhi Deta
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
All The Sanskaari Fans
Don't Miss The Chance..
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans Kanyadaans
Facebook Status
If I Die And People Post Bad Statuses About Me On Facebook, I Will Come Back And Murder Them..!
Sonakshi Sinha Troll
Can't Believe, 15 Days Has Already Gone In 2014
No 'Sonakshi Sinha' Movie Has Been Released.
