Fun Inventors

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..

Girls/Boys Jokes, Husband/Wife Jokes

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Samnay wala passenger: wao waowao wao!!!…

Raat ko kitab meri..

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann mohgayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious binaparhe so gaya …..

Sunlo jaana..!

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

Dard ka ehsas janna hai to...

Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho,
Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar dekho,
Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa jayenge,
Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho. :)

Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne.. :(

Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno KoPate Pate,
Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,
Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate.. :(

Sacche pyar ko judai hi naseeb hoti hai…

Ye Ishq walo ki kismat buri hoti hai,
Har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai,
Kahi bhi dekh lena Azmakar,
Sacche pyar ko judai hi naseeb hoti hai…

Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke…

Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke,
Kabhi Meri Zindagi The Tum,
Bhulta Hai Kaun Mohabbat Pehli,
Meri To Saari Khushi The Tum…

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko…

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
To Humko Hi Patthar-Dil Kah Diya…

Ye Dosti

Shayri

Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us kiHamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.
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Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi.
Yaad Apki Ati Rahegi.
Pal Pal Jaan Jati Rehegi.
Jab Tak Jism Mai Hy Jaan.
Har Saans Ye Dosti Nibhati Rahegi.
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In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena
Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena
Shayad dost mil jayen Aap ko Humse bhi ache
Par humari jagah kisi Or ko lene mat dena..
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Koi door hai to koi pass hai
yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai
hum-tum door hain to kya hua?
Apni dosti ki yaaden to hamesha apne sath hain.
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Her dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari,
Her Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari,
Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey,
Her Dost ko Yaad kerna Aadat h humri.
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Baat Baat pay jo rooth jatey hain,
Un say kaho k haath anjaney mainchoot jatey hain,
Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta,
k Hansty Hansty bhi Dil toot jaty hain.
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Dosto” ka” To” Ana “Jana” Hai,
“Par “Ye” Dost tera “Porana” Hai,
“Is” Dost “Ko Kabi” Bhula” na” Dena,
“Q” k” Ye Dost “Teri” Dosti” ka” Dewana” hai.

chahat...

Shayri

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jomilne ko majbur kare..
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dostigehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dosthamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar…

Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe, …

Bewafa Shayri, Shayri

Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi,
Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi,
Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko,
Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi…

Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe…

Love Shayri, Shayri

Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe,
Tera Hi Saya Hu Apna Le Mujhe,
Ye Raat Ka Safar Or Bhi Hasin Ho Jayega,
Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Me Ya Bula LeMujhe…

Suna hai...

Bewafa Shayri, Funny Shayri, Shayri

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…

Jab tumhe...

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

Chappal ki Design...

Funny Shayri, Shayri

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…

Isk ka anjam...

Funny Shayri, Shayri

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

In a party a General proudly said that he did"it"7 times with his wife on his wedding night
Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night
Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night
All turned towards a young capt nasked how many times did he do on his wedding night
Capt replied: Only once sir
General laughed n asked WHY??
Capt replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!!!!
Pindrop silence.......a nd a Lesson learnt politely

aws0me answr given by a girl when her bf askd her f0r a kiss
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karlo :p :D

Kahani Bateyion Ki

Miscellaneous

Beti bankar aye hai Maa baap ke jeevan mein
Basera hoga kal mera kisi or ke angan mein.
Kyun ye reet bhagwan ne banayi hogi,
Kehte hai aaj nhi toh kal tu Parayi hogi
Deke janam paal poskar jisne hume bada kiya,
aur waqt ayaa to unhi hatho ne hume vida kiya
Toot ke bikhar jaati hai humari zindagi wahin,
Par phir bhi uss bandhan mein pyar mile zaruri to nahin
Kyun rishta humara itna ajeeb hota hai,
kya bs yahi hum betiyo ka nasib hota hai ♥

Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my futuredark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls showme answrs nw u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw....:/

Facebook Fever

Facebook ke laundo ka

chutiyapa
jab koi ladki unko bhaaw nahi
deti to unke vichaar aise hote
hai
"ghamandi hai saali"
"paise waale baap ki aulaad
hogi tabhi itna bhaaw khaa
rahi hai"
"jawaani ke nakhre hai"
aur koi ladki jab unko zara si
line deti hai ya dosti karke
cell no. deti hai To unke
vichaar aise hote hai
"chaalu lagti hai"
"lagta hai ab recharge ke liye
bolegi"
"ben ki takki ko gift chahiye
hogi"
"mein bhi kisi hero se kam
thode hu"

Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts&husband says sorry.
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Wife makes a mistake, husband shouts, wife cries;&husband again says sorry :D :0
Yeh kaisi Leela hai Bhagwaan Teri?

DIWALI DATES
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03.11.2013
23.10.2014
11.11.2015
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07.11.2018
27.10.2019
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04.11.2021
24.10.2022
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ADVANCE
WISH U A HAPPY DIWALI.
FOR NEXT 11 YEARS....

Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..:P :D
sudhar jao kameeno ;) :P:D

Ek bar ek pagal ko jail mein band kar diya gaya . .
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Pagal to Jailer : mujhe ek kitaab likhni hai kagaz aur pen do mujhko
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Jailer : abe tu kitab likh ke kya karega ?
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Pagal : publish kara ke famous banunga
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Jailer : Hawaldar iss pagal ko ek copy aur kalam do aake
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Pagal kitab likhna suru karta hai . .Pahle page pe likhta hai"ghoda jungle ki taraf chal diya"
aur last page pe likhta hai"ghoda jungle pahunch gaya"
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Pagal : jailer saab ye lijiye padhiye ye kitab maine likhi hai maine. . Lekin sirf 1st aur last page padhiyega. .
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Jailer : padhta hai use gussa ata hai kahta hai kya bakwas hai ye bich mein kya likha hai . . :/
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Pagal : tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik . . .:Dx

Epic:)

Miscellaneous

MOST TOUCHING LINES by a Boyfriend
whose Girlfriend was marrying
someone else,
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Aaj dulhan ke laal jode mein use uski
sakhiyon ne sajaya hoga,
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Meri Jaan ke gore haathon pe mehndi
ko lagaya hoga,
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Bahot gehra chadha hoga mehndika
rang,
Us mehndi mein usne mera naam
chupaya hoga.
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Reh-reh ke ro padi hogi,
jab usko mera khayaal aaya hoga,
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Khud ko dekha hoga jab aaine mein,
to aqs mera bhi nazar aaya hoga.
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Bahut pyari lag rahi hogi vo,
Aaj dekh kar usko chand bi sharmaya
hoga,
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Aaj meri jaan ne apne Maa Baap kiizzat
ko bachaya hoga,
Usne Beti hone ka har farz nibhaya
hoga,
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Majbur hogi wo sabse zyada,
Sochta hun kis tarah usne khud ko
samjhaya hoga.
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Apne haathon se hamare khaton ko
jalaya hoga,
Khud ko mazbut bana kar meri yaadon
ko mitaya hoga.
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Bhukhi hogi wo jaanta hun main,
Mere bina usne kuch na khaya hoga,
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Kaise sambhala hoga khud ko,
Jab usne feron mein khud ko jalaya
hoga..!♥!

Epic:)

Girls/Boys Jokes

One Girl Went To An Electronic
Shop With
Anger&Threw Her New Laptop On
The Desk At A
Person From Whom He Bought
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She Told The Salesman ThatYou
Have
Cheated
Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My
Previous
Laptop..!!
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Salesman : Madam, Can You Please
Try In
Front Of Me..??
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This Is What She Did :
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The
File
Which
She Wanted To Transfer&
Selected
CUT
Option.
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2) Disconnected The Mouse From
That PC.
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3) Took That Mouse Carefully&
Connected It To The Other PC
Where
She
Wanted To Copy That
File.
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4) Right Clicked The Mouse&
Selected The
PASTE Option.
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. Salesman DIED..!! ;) :P :D

Every Boy's sad Fact:)

Girls/Boys Jokes

18 yr old boy: Will u be my
Girlfriend??
18 yr old girl: Get lost ! No !
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5 yr old boy: Will u be my
Girlfriend??
18 yr old girl: OMG ! u'r sho
cute
(^_^) yes yes i will !! :P
Hey bhagwaan ye kaise leela hai tumhari :O :D

Baapu Aaj Bhi Jinda Hai

Political Jokes

Bapu Ne Soniya Gandhi Ko
Sapne
Me Puchha: Maine Jo
"Topi,
Chashma
Lathi Saadgi Aur "Imandari"
Congress Ko Di Thi Wo Kaha
Hai ?
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Sonia Ne Imandari Se Jawab
Diya: "Topi"
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Rahul Janata Ko Pehana Raha
Hai.

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"Chashma"
Manmohan Ko Pehanaya Hai.

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"Lathi "
Police valo Ko Di Hai Jo Sach
Bolne
Valo Par Chalayi Ja Rahi Hai.
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"Saadgi"
Mere Aur Priyanka Ke Kapdo
Mei
Hai.
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"Imandari"
Swiss Bank Mein Deposit Hai.
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Silly Girls:)

Girls/Boys Jokes

Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha:
TumNe 50 Logo ko Q
Maare...??
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Ladki: Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se
Car Chala Rahi Thi,
Achanak Pata Laga K Break
KaamNahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere
Ek Taraf 2 Log Ja Rahe The
Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kisay
Maarti...??
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Police: 2 Log Ko Maarti, TaaKi
Nuksaan Kam Hota .
LARKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi
KiyaTha,
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Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa
gaya
aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf
Bhaaga kya krti .. :p

कसाब को डेंगू हो गया है !!

Facebook Jokes, Political Jokes

Funny Status Of FB pepole this news
1. कसाब को डेंगू ..... मच्छर का इंसाफ !
2. कसाब को डेंगू मच्छर ने काटा !
3. मच्छरों के इनाम स्वरूप हम अगले दो दिन तक मच्छरदानी नहीं लगाएंगे और मच्छर भगाने बाले क्वाईल भी नहीं जलाएंगे!
4. कसाब को डेंगू होने की खबर सुनते ही सोनिया गाँधी दहाड़े मार मारकर छाती कूट कूट कर रोने लगी .. उनकी आँखों में मैंने दुबारा आंसू देखे -कुर्सिद
5. मच्छरों तुम संघर्ष करो ............... ..... हम तुम्हारे साथ हैं

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Facebook Jokes, Jokes

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So interesting. :-)

Height of Facebook Fever:)

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

Bechara:)

Boy: Jaanu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl : Why ??
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Boy : Ab mai tumhe Kis karta hu totum ankhe band nai karti :(
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Girl : Kaminey pichhli baar band ki thi to purse se 100 Rs gayab the...:

Facebook Fact