Epic

In a party a General proudly said that he did"it"7 times with his wife on his wedding night
Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night
Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night
All turned towards a young capt nasked how many times did he do on his wedding night
Capt replied: Only once sir
General laughed n asked WHY??
Capt replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!!!!
Pindrop silence.......a nd a Lesson learnt politely