Talking Parrot

Boy: Main kesa lagta hon? Parrot: Be-gherat lagte ho
Boy totay wale se: Ye parrot bad-tameez hai. Totay wale ne parrot ko paani main duboya aur poocha: Phir gaali de ga? Parrot: No.
Boy: Ager mere saath ghar main larrki aaye to tum kia socho ge?
Parrot: Biwi ho gi. Boy: Ager 2 hon to? Parrot: Biwi aur saali. Boy: Ager 3 hon to? Parrot: Biwi, saali aur bahen. Boy: Ager 4 hon to? Parrot: Le aao paani bhayi, main ne to pehle he kaha tha ye be-gherat hai:-)