Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder.
The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary medication for the enema, and asks him to come back the following week for a checkup.
Upon returning the next week, Santa complains that the medication did nothing for him.
"Did you use the medication properly?" asks the doctor.
"Of course I did, Doc! Jeez, what do you think, I shoved it up my ass?!"
The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary medication for the enema, and asks him to come back the following week for a checkup.
Upon returning the next week, Santa complains that the medication did nothing for him.
"Did you use the medication properly?" asks the doctor.
"Of course I did, Doc! Jeez, what do you think, I shoved it up my ass?!"