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Santa in Court

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and his neighbour, Santa, was called as a witness.
The prosecutor asked: "Did you ever get any cocaine from the defendant?"
"No, sir," answered Santa.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No, sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Excuse me, sir," Santa said, "are we still talking about cocaine?"
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