A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby you are so fat now your bum looks like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bed time, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to hand wash!"
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bed time, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to hand wash!"