Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai…
Unhe chahna
Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai…
Itna aitbar............
Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain,
Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya,
Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain…
ja kuch......
Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain,
Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain,
Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain..
JIndaji.....
Bhool Jayein Khud Ko Par Unhe Nahi Bhoolate Hain,
Jane Kya Baat Hai Unme Ae Khuda,
Jitna Bhoolate Hain Wo Utna Yaad Aate Hain…
sweet day...
SWEET MORNING
SWEET HOPES
SWEET PLANS
SWEET EFFORTS
SWEET SUCCESS
SWEET FEELINGS
I wish u a SWEET & SUCCESSFUL day!
Gud morning
Humei ansu se...
Dil me dipak....
who ate to hai..
Mat pucho.........
Mat Puchho Mere Dil Ka Haal Aapke Dil Bhi Bikhar Jayenge Is Liye Nahi Sunate Apne Dil Ka Dard Kisi Ko Ye Sunke To Tanhai Ke Bhi Aansu Nikal Aayenge…
Hume bhi...
Wo Bewafa...
ek din.....
Post 365
During A Visit To A Mental Hospital, A Medical Student Asked The Doctor, "How Do U Determine Whether Or Not, A Patient Should Be Admitted?"
"Well",Said The Doctor,"We Fill A Bathtub, Then We Give A Teaspoon,A Teacup & A Bucket To The Patient N Ask Him To Empty The Bathtub."
The Student Said,"Oh, A Normal Person Wud Use The Bucket Cz Its Bigger."
"No,"Said The Doctor,"A N0rmal Person Wud Pull The Drain Plug.Now, Which Bed Do U Want??" ;)
"Well",Said The Doctor,"We Fill A Bathtub, Then We Give A Teaspoon,A Teacup & A Bucket To The Patient N Ask Him To Empty The Bathtub."
The Student Said,"Oh, A Normal Person Wud Use The Bucket Cz Its Bigger."
"No,"Said The Doctor,"A N0rmal Person Wud Pull The Drain Plug.Now, Which Bed Do U Want??" ;)
Fact about Girls
A girl's laughter is much morecheerful than guy's,but the guy's tears are much more meaningful than girl's
That's why a girl's laugh can makea guy fall inlove and a guy's tears can make a girl hold back. .
That's why a girl's laugh can makea guy fall inlove and a guy's tears can make a girl hold back. .
Amazing India
Funny meanings of places in English
.
1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"
.
2=Place of Kings
"Raja-Sthan"
.
3=Mr. City
"Shri-Nagar"
.
4=Rhythm of Eyes
"Nayni-Tal"
.
5=Face-"Surat"
.
6=Unmarried Girl.
"Kanya-Kumari"
.
7=No Zip.
"Chen-Nai"
.
8=Come in Evening.
"Aa-Sam"
9=Go and Come.
"Go-Aa"
.
10=Answer State.
"Uttar-Pradesh"
.
11=Make Juice.
"Bana-Ras"
.
12=Do Drama.
"Kar-Natak"
.
13=Green Gate.
"Hari-Dwar"
.How many likes for Our
Amazing INDIA. :-)
.
1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"
.
2=Place of Kings
"Raja-Sthan"
.
3=Mr. City
"Shri-Nagar"
.
4=Rhythm of Eyes
"Nayni-Tal"
.
5=Face-"Surat"
.
6=Unmarried Girl.
"Kanya-Kumari"
.
7=No Zip.
"Chen-Nai"
.
8=Come in Evening.
"Aa-Sam"
9=Go and Come.
"Go-Aa"
.
10=Answer State.
"Uttar-Pradesh"
.
11=Make Juice.
"Bana-Ras"
.
12=Do Drama.
"Kar-Natak"
.
13=Green Gate.
"Hari-Dwar"
.How many likes for Our
Amazing INDIA. :-)
GULAB ke KANTE NAA
dekhO,
dekhO uskE PHOOL.
.
DIRECTION OF CURRENT iS
giveN bY FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND
RULE.!;-) .
Wah wah!
.
Na jine ki tamanna na
marne
ka Khauf. . The number u have
dialed is
currently switched off:-P
.Wah wah!
. Chehre pe hai smile ankho
mai hai tear.
objects in convex mirror
are
closer than they appear!:- D
.
Wah wah! .
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE
paisa
milega .
Hum CID se hai , koi apni
jagah
se nahi HILEGA!!
dekhO,
dekhO uskE PHOOL.
.
DIRECTION OF CURRENT iS
giveN bY FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND
RULE.!;-) .
Wah wah!
.
Na jine ki tamanna na
marne
ka Khauf. . The number u have
dialed is
currently switched off:-P
.Wah wah!
. Chehre pe hai smile ankho
mai hai tear.
objects in convex mirror
are
closer than they appear!:- D
.
Wah wah! .
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE
paisa
milega .
Hum CID se hai , koi apni
jagah
se nahi HILEGA!!
Proud to be a single
Advantage Of Not having LOVER...
1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time 'n Money.
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.
4. No Worries about How I Look.
5. No Need to Activate Cheaper CallRate Scheme.
6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls.
8. The Most Important,You Can Forward this to All.!!
Proud To Be Single:-)
1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time 'n Money.
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.
4. No Worries about How I Look.
5. No Need to Activate Cheaper CallRate Scheme.
6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls.
8. The Most Important,You Can Forward this to All.!!
Proud To Be Single:-)
Deadly Shayri
Arz kiya hai..
Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai
Fear,
Basically your concepts are not
clear..
Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao khud
jaan jaao..
Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM
prati leter..
Bas Ek Aur,
aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar Deewana..
Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat
Nachna..
Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,
Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala..
Yeh wala last pakka,
Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a
Terrorist
Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,
ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona-
kona chaan maaro".
Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai
Fear,
Basically your concepts are not
clear..
Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao khud
jaan jaao..
Ek aur Arz hai,
Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM
prati leter..
Bas Ek Aur,
aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar Deewana..
Ek last, Bas Ek,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat
Nachna..
Yeh lo Aur Ek aur,
Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala..
Yeh wala last pakka,
Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a
Terrorist
Ek aur Plzz,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,
ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona-
kona chaan maaro".
Agar kutton ka TV pr 1 channel hota...
Agar kutton ka TV pr 1 channel hota..,
socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. . .
yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI
.
KAAT KHANA sathiya
.
agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo
.
main KUTIYA tere aangan ki
.
ye KUTTA kya kahlata h
.
Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA h
.
AFSAR KUTIYA
.
D.O.G
.
Is PILLE ko kya naam du.
.
Kutta aur kutiya hum
.
Dance KUKURIYA dance
.
Pavitra Piliya
.
.
.
KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI....Kutta kutta hi hota hai
socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. . .
yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI
.
KAAT KHANA sathiya
.
agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo
.
main KUTIYA tere aangan ki
.
ye KUTTA kya kahlata h
.
Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA h
.
AFSAR KUTIYA
.
D.O.G
.
Is PILLE ko kya naam du.
.
Kutta aur kutiya hum
.
Dance KUKURIYA dance
.
Pavitra Piliya
.
.
.
KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI....Kutta kutta hi hota hai
Aashiqui 2
Ek larka ek larki se be-intha piyar krta
tha.
Usne socha k me apny piyar ka izhr
kesy krun
Phir usne socha k apni girl frnd ko msg me 'I LOVE U' likh kr send krta hun.
Phr usne asy he kya Thori dair bad us k pas msg aya usne socha ye msg surprise hai mere lye subha parunga
Wo khushi khushi so gya or subha oth kr jsyhe usne msg prha to likha tha.
Dear custmr mesage sending fail, please recharge your account & amd try again.
Phir usne socha k apni girl frnd ko msg me 'I LOVE U' likh kr send krta hun.
Phr usne asy he kya Thori dair bad us k pas msg aya usne socha ye msg surprise hai mere lye subha parunga
Wo khushi khushi so gya or subha oth kr jsyhe usne msg prha to likha tha.
Dear custmr mesage sending fail, please recharge your account & amd try again.