"Meal for Rs 12" in Mumbai

Raj Babbar has said "Even today, I can have a proper meal in Mumbai for Rs 12".

Boss, I can't even buy poison in Rs 12 to kill myself after watching your movies.

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Mazak Ki Bhi Had Hoti Hai

I told my girlfriend - Darling, I have a 10
rupee note.
Lets go out for dinner
tonight.
She printed a Congress symbol on my cheek.

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If Congress wins next Loksabha Election

Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane,
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Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane,
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Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops,
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Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra,
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Chini 3 ruaey ki 5 dane
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Bijli or aata milne ke chance 1% hain.
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Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khridega, Use asli desi ghi ki khushbu muft songhai jayegi aur petrol free dikhaya jayega.

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Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.

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INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
Yaaro
Kyun ki yaha..
Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
aur
Jawan Facebook!!

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Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso meinkar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

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Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress Zinadabad.

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Today 9th December is the International Anti ّ Corruption day and
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it's also the birthday of Sonia Gandhi.

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Baapu Aaj Bhi Jinda Hai

Bapu Ne Soniya Gandhi Ko
Sapne
Me Puchha: Maine Jo
"Topi,
Chashma
Lathi Saadgi Aur "Imandari"
Congress Ko Di Thi Wo Kaha
Hai ?
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Sonia Ne Imandari Se Jawab
Diya: "Topi"
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Rahul Janata Ko Pehana Raha
Hai.

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"Chashma"
Manmohan Ko Pehanaya Hai.

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"Lathi "
Police valo Ko Di Hai Jo Sach
Bolne
Valo Par Chalayi Ja Rahi Hai.
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"Saadgi"
Mere Aur Priyanka Ke Kapdo
Mei
Hai.
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"Imandari"
Swiss Bank Mein Deposit Hai.
www.dhurjatikabiraj.blogspot.com

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कसाब को डेंगू हो गया है !!

Funny Status Of FB pepole this news
1. कसाब को डेंगू ..... मच्छर का इंसाफ !
2. कसाब को डेंगू मच्छर ने काटा !
3. मच्छरों के इनाम स्वरूप हम अगले दो दिन तक मच्छरदानी नहीं लगाएंगे और मच्छर भगाने बाले क्वाईल भी नहीं जलाएंगे!
4. कसाब को डेंगू होने की खबर सुनते ही सोनिया गाँधी दहाड़े मार मारकर छाती कूट कूट कर रोने लगी .. उनकी आँखों में मैंने दुबारा आंसू देखे -कुर्सिद
5. मच्छरों तुम संघर्ष करो ............... ..... हम तुम्हारे साथ हैं

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:-)

How Time Changed.
in 70's
Shashi Kapoor: Mere paas " MAA" hai..
in 2012
Robert Vadhera: Mere paas " SASU-MAA" hai :p

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:-)

Sonia Gandhi is very angry on#Salman Khurshid says if u take 2 hours for defending just 71 Lakh scam than how can u defend us!

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