Shikari Ne Teer Mara Samandar Ke Beech Me

Shikari Ne Teer Mara Samandar Ke Beech Me,

Khuda Ne Kya Cheez Banayee Do Tango Ke Beech Me!

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Tamanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai

Mud Kar Jara Idhar Bhi Dekh Jalim, Ke Tamanna Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,

Chut Tere Paas Hai To Kya, Lund Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai!

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Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai;
 

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho Dhaar To Talvar Me Hai;
 

Dupatte Se Kya Dhaak Ti Ho, Maal To Salwar Me Hai!

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Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi

Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi;

Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi;

Kyunki Aab Unki 'ASS' Dikhne Mein Itni Khaas Nahi!

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Nipple Se Tapak Raha Pasina

Nipple Se Tapak Raha Pasina;

Bheegi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;

Ab Tumhi Batao "Ghalib, Ke Itni Garmi Mein;

Koi Kaise Chode Ghazab Ki Hasina!

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Ladkiyan Bahut Sasti Thi

Door Gaon Mein Ek Basti Thi,

Wahan Ki Ladkiyan Bahut Sasti Thi,

Unki Gaa#D Mein Itni Masti Thi,

Jitna Dalo Utna Hasti Thi.,

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Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati

Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;

Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;

'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;

Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!

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Hothon Se Chhu Kar

Uss Ne Hothon Se Chhu Kar Lowde Pe Nasha Kar Diya;
Lund Ki Baat To Aur Thi, Uss Ne To Jhaton Ko Bhi Khada Kar Diya!

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Wo Mazaa

Wo Mazaa Na Takht Mein Hai Na Taaj Mein Hai;

Wo Mazaa Na Poori Duniya Par Raj Mein Hai;

Wo Mazaa Na Sur Mein Hai Na Saaj Mein Hai;

Jo Mazaa Tatton Ki Khaaj Mein Hai!

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Arz kia hai

Chodte Chodte Subah Ho Gayi;

 Lund Pe Pad Gaye Chhaale;

Choot Fat Ke Gufa Ho Gayi;

Wah Re Chodne Wale!

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Unki Gali Se Guzre,To Chaubara Nazar Aaya

Unki Gali Se Guzre To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;

Unki Gali Se Guzre,To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;

Uski Maa Bahar Aa K Boli;

Gaand Faad Doongi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aya!

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Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne

Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Humne;

 Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;

Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;

Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!

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Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane

Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;

 Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;

Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;

Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane!

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Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko

Laut Jaati Hai Duniya Gham Hamara Dekh Kar;

 Jaise Laut Jaati Hai Lehren Kinara Dekh Kar;

Aap Kandha Na Dena Mere Janaze Ko;

Kahin Phir Zinda Na Ho Jaoon Aapka Bhosda Dekh Kar!

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Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke

Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke;
Gor Farmaye
Zindgi Ne Diye Bahot Se Dhoke;
But it's OK, it's OK, it's OK!

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Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo

Laakhon honge nigaah mein,
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo!

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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayi

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayi,
Dil se aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gai!

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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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Dil do to kisi ek ko

Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.

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Tere liye

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye kholdoon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du.

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