Height of Attitude

Ek Ameer Ladka 5 Star Hotel Ke Bar
Mein Baitha Hua Tha,
 

Tabhi Usne Dekha Ki Samne Ki
Table Par Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Ladki
Akeli Baithi Hui Hai.
Itni Sundar Ladki Dekh Kar Usne
Waiter Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur
1000/- Rupaye Ka Not Tip Ke Taur
Par Diya Aur Kaha.
 

Ladka: “Mere Khate Se Us Ladki
Ko Sabse Mahangi Shempion Ki
Bottle Dekar Aao”
 

Waiter Ne Tip Ke Paise Apni Jeb
Mein Rakhe Aur Jaisa Kaha Gaya
Vaisa Hi Kiya.
Ladki Ne Us Bottle Ko Le Liya Par
Ek Note Likh Kar Waiter Ko Diya
Aur Kaha.
 

Ladki: “Ye Us Ameerjade Ko De
Aao”
Waiter Us Note Ko Us Ladke Ko De
Aata Hai.
 

Note Par Likha Tha – “ Agar
Tumhare Paas Badi Car, Bada
Ghar, Bada Bank Balance Aur 6-
Inch Ka Lamba Lauda Hai To
Main Ye Bottle Rakh Sakti Hoon. ”
Ladke Ne Note Padha Aur Note Par
Wapas Likha – 

 “ Mere Paas Badi
Gaadi Hai, Bada Ghar Hai, Bada
Bank Balace Hai Par Tumhare
Liye Main Apne Laude Ko 3-Inch
Katwa Nahi Sakta . Kirpya Bottle
Wapas Kar De.