Pappu in Court

Judge: "Tumne Lady Police Officer Ko Apna Lund Kyun Pakdaya?"
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  PappuRote Hue: " Sahab Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai, Isne Mujse Bola,
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Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Karo, So Mene Kardi"