Ek chor 1 crore rupees aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha..Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya..Maal udhar rakh kar bola "Kal aake le jaoonga.."
Dusre din gaya Maal vahan nahin tha..Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahi janta..Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha..Chor Bola:" isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahi to shoot kar dunga.."Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.."Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..Usne Dost se puchha"Kya bolta hai ??
Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde.. Main nahin bataunga..
Dusre din gaya Maal vahan nahin tha..Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahi janta..Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha..Chor Bola:" isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahi to shoot kar dunga.."Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.."Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..Usne Dost se puchha"Kya bolta hai ??
Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde.. Main nahin bataunga..