A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: You dirty Man..... you have been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back: You have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget about diamond necklace you were asking for.
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair the torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...
Moral: Start studying LAW.
The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: You dirty Man..... you have been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back: You have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget about diamond necklace you were asking for.
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair the torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...
Moral: Start studying LAW.
