Aam Admi's Aam Underwear!

Latest News: Arvind Kejriwal has stopped wearing his underwears bcoz...

He can't wear VIP underwears as they have VIP written on them.

He can't wear Rupa since people would say he always keeps Rupa around his private parts, and in Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do.

Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich man's pastime.

He can't wear Macroman since he is a common man.

He can't wear Dixcy since he does not want people to see his d***

And he can't go commando since he has refused security.

So now all he needs is cover his private parts with mango leaves to prove that he is a "aam" admi and his protection is the aam.

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Why we should read Law?

A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: You dirty Man..... you have been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back: You have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget about diamond necklace you were asking for.

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair the torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...

Moral: Start studying LAW.

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Homo Kids!

Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.

Dad: Whats that?

Daughter: I'm a lesbian.

Dad: Okay.

Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him.

Second Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.

Dad: What's that?

Second Daughter: I'm a lesbian.

Dad: Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?

Son: I do!!!!

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First Time Experiance!

A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.

"Geeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"

"Well Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed."

"But my dress?"

"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up."

"But what about my underwear?"

"I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them."

"What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!"

"Only the first time, Madam."

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Weeding Night`s Trial

During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.

Boyfriend: What are you doing? This is not the first time we are doing it.

Girlfriend don't bother, you keep on doing......, I'm practicing for my wedding night. It's approaching fast.

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Do you hate porn movies?

I don't know why people Hate Porn Movies ?

Although it is the most Positive Movie but there's...
No Murder;
No War;
No Fight;
No Cheating;
Everybody enjoys the Climax;
Lots of Love and always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters.



AND the Best part - There is no story, so you can watch any part you like..!!!

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Nipple Business!

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud 'hiss-pop' noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-Pop' noise.

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

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Adam`s Headache!

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."

Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?'

So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?"

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Importance of Bra!

Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA..

Q: Striped BRA?
A: zeBRA

Q: Poisonous BRA?
A: coBRA

Q: Mathematical BRA?
A: algeBRA

Q: Sunsign BRA?
A: liBRA

Q: Magical BRA?
A: aaBRA ka daBRA

Q: Religious BRA?
A: BRA hmin!

Q: Metallic BRA?
A: BRAss

Q: Anjelina Jolie's BRA?
A: BRAd pit...

Q: Botany BRA?
A: BRAnch

Q: Marketing BRA?
A: BRAnd!

Q: punctuation BRA?
A: BRAcket

Q: Scary BRA?
A: GhaBRAahat!!!!

Q: Room full of BRA's?
A: LiBRAry

Q: alchohlic BRA?
A: BRAndy.

Q: Surname BRA?
A: ChhaBRA

Q: Country BRA?
A: BRAzil

Q: BRA which became the American President and inspired the whole world A: aBRAham Lincoln!

AND YOU THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA !!! How "BRAinless"

And Here's another important and interesting thing about BRA...
It's not: Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai.
It's "Sab" "Bra" "Ka" ''Fal'' meetha hota hai.

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