Kabir:
Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE:
Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye.
Kabir:
Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye.
SE:
Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihaari Client Aapke, Manager Diyo Bataye.
Rahim:
Rahiman Dhaaga Prem Ka, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Tode Se Phirr Jude Na, Jude Gaanth Pad Jaaye.
SE:
SE Confidence Manager, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Project To Barbaad Hoye Hi, Appraisal Mein Waat Lag Jjaye.
Kabir:
Dheere Dheere Re Mana, Dheere Sab Kuch Hoye,
Maali Seenche Sow Ghara, Ritu Aaye Phal Hoye.
SE:
Dheere dheere Re Project Leader, Dheere Project Execute Hoye,
Client Dikhaye Kitni Bhi Urgency, Release Deadline Ke Baad Hi Hoye.
Kabir:
Jab Tu Aaya Jagat Mein, Log Hanse Tu Roye,
Aise Karni Na Kari, Pache Hanse Sab Roye.
SE:
Jab Project Aaye Company Mein, Client Hase Hum Roye,
Aisi Karni Na Kari, Tu Hase Client Roye...
Kabir:
Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare, Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye,
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare, Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye.
SE:
Rush Hour Mein Kaam Sab Karein, Routine Mein Kare Na Koye,
Jo Routine Mein Sab Kaam Kare, To Rush Hour Kaahe Hoye.
Kabir:
Pothhi Padh Padh Jag Mooya, Pandit Bhaya Na Koye,
Dhai Aakhar Prem Ka, Padhe So Pandit Hoye.
SE:
Coding Kar Kar Jag Mooya, Programmer Bhaya Na Koye,
Do Shabd Copy-Paste Ke, Kare So Programmer Hoye.
Kabir:
Chalati Chakki Dekh Ke, Diya Kabira Roye,
Do Paatan Ke Beech mein, Saabut Bacha Na Koye.
SE:
Client Aur Manager Ko Dekhke, Engineers Saare Roye,
Deadline Meet Karne Ke Chakkar Mein, Saabut Bacha Na Koye.
Kabir:
Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye,
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare, Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye.
SE:
Deadline Aisi Dakini, Man Ka Tension Badhaaye,
Kaam Itna Ho Sar Par, Time Pe Complete Kaise Ho Paaye.
Kabir:
Maala To Kar Mein Phire, Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin,
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin.
SE:
Engineer Gaye sab Cigarette Peene, Leader Phire Office Maahin,
Cubicle Se Jyaada Time Canteen Pe Rahe, Yeh To Dedication Naahin.
Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE:
Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye.
Kabir:
Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye.
SE:
Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihaari Client Aapke, Manager Diyo Bataye.
Rahim:
Rahiman Dhaaga Prem Ka, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Tode Se Phirr Jude Na, Jude Gaanth Pad Jaaye.
SE:
SE Confidence Manager, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Project To Barbaad Hoye Hi, Appraisal Mein Waat Lag Jjaye.
Kabir:
Dheere Dheere Re Mana, Dheere Sab Kuch Hoye,
Maali Seenche Sow Ghara, Ritu Aaye Phal Hoye.
SE:
Dheere dheere Re Project Leader, Dheere Project Execute Hoye,
Client Dikhaye Kitni Bhi Urgency, Release Deadline Ke Baad Hi Hoye.
Kabir:
Jab Tu Aaya Jagat Mein, Log Hanse Tu Roye,
Aise Karni Na Kari, Pache Hanse Sab Roye.
SE:
Jab Project Aaye Company Mein, Client Hase Hum Roye,
Aisi Karni Na Kari, Tu Hase Client Roye...
Kabir:
Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare, Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye,
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare, Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye.
SE:
Rush Hour Mein Kaam Sab Karein, Routine Mein Kare Na Koye,
Jo Routine Mein Sab Kaam Kare, To Rush Hour Kaahe Hoye.
Kabir:
Pothhi Padh Padh Jag Mooya, Pandit Bhaya Na Koye,
Dhai Aakhar Prem Ka, Padhe So Pandit Hoye.
SE:
Coding Kar Kar Jag Mooya, Programmer Bhaya Na Koye,
Do Shabd Copy-Paste Ke, Kare So Programmer Hoye.
Kabir:
Chalati Chakki Dekh Ke, Diya Kabira Roye,
Do Paatan Ke Beech mein, Saabut Bacha Na Koye.
SE:
Client Aur Manager Ko Dekhke, Engineers Saare Roye,
Deadline Meet Karne Ke Chakkar Mein, Saabut Bacha Na Koye.
Kabir:
Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye,
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare, Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye.
SE:
Deadline Aisi Dakini, Man Ka Tension Badhaaye,
Kaam Itna Ho Sar Par, Time Pe Complete Kaise Ho Paaye.
Kabir:
Maala To Kar Mein Phire, Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin,
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin.
SE:
Engineer Gaye sab Cigarette Peene, Leader Phire Office Maahin,
Cubicle Se Jyaada Time Canteen Pe Rahe, Yeh To Dedication Naahin.
