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Showing posts with label Bollywood SMS. Show all posts
If you can make an eye contact with  Ayesha Takia for 10 secs I have a bad  news for you.
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Dear Girls,
Whenever you feel sad, just remember  that there is a girl in that Oreo Ad who  have to call Ranbir Kapoor As "Bhaiya''.
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Sunny Leone is joining AAP

Sunny Leone is joining AAP as brand ambassador as she has nothing to hide!
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If Sunny Leone marries Abhay Deol, she will become Sunny Deol!
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Arvind Kejriwal is the 2nd fastest person to become CM... from the date of joining politics.
1st was Anil Kapoor in Nayak!
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Dhoom 3 ticket price

"Dhoom 3" tickets are priced ₹ 900/- at Imax theatres.
Price breakup:
₹ 400 Aamir
+ ₹ 300 Katrina
+ ₹ 150 Aamir's Bike
+ ₹ 30 Aamir's Hat
+ ₹ 13 Music
+ ₹ 5 Abhishek
+ ₹ 2 Uday Chopra
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Krrish cannot handle a wife!

Hrithik Roshan and his wife Sussanne have decided to separate.
Moral : Even a superhero like Krrish cannot handle a wife!
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The sale of Daily Health Supplement - REVITAL has fallen down dramatically after Salman Khan declared that he is a 'virgin'!
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Uday Chopra in Management Quota

Uday Chopra qualifies to act (?) in all in all 'Dhoom' movies because he's from
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the "Management Quota"!
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Krrish 3 Logic!

Krrish 3 Logic:
Kaal (Vivek Oberoi) is made from Rohit's (Krrish's father) DNA.
That's how he is Krrish's brother.
And Kaya (Kangana Ranaut) is made from Kaal's and Chameleon's DNA.
So logically, she is Kaal's daughter.
Kaya falls in love with Krrish; but he is his Chacha (Paternal Uncle)!
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Krrish 3 Songs

It's widely believed that it's the same person who
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composed the Krrish 3 songs and writes the speeches for Rahul Gandhi!
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Ram Gopal Verma's Bhoots returning to theaters

Ram Gopal Verma's "Bhoot Returns" released. Lack of audience also results in Bhoots returning to theaters.
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Discovery of Sunny Leone!

Wonder if Mahesh Bhat will ever share the video where he discovered Sunny Leone!
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Salman Khan in - Ek Tha Driver

Breaking News:
Salman Khan and Sohail Khan to appear together in their next co-production titled "Ek Tha Driver".
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Sunny Leone's lingerie auction

Sunny Leone's lingerie auction comes with a catch. With every bra/panty of Sunny, you will have to buy a 'Kachha' (underwear) of Mahesh Bhatt.
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Aishwarya's baby

Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
Dr: Who is ur grandpa?
Aaradhya: Big B.
Dr: Who is ur Mom?
Aaradhya: Miss World.
Dr: Who is ur father?
Aaradhya: No idea, Sir jee!
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Rajesh Khanna Fans

For the first time in the history of Indian Cinema, an actor (Rajesh Khanna) is selling his (Havell) fans.
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Saif Ali Khan`s `X` Factor

`X` married `Z`, who was twice his age, left her, & started dating `Y` who was half her age. What`s the age of `X`?
Student: I don`t know the calculations but 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan.
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Jewel Thief

Steve Jobs, Jagjit Singh, Shammi Kapoor, Bhupen Hazarika, Dev Anand, God is the (REAL) Jewel Thief.
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What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?

What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?
It always takes 2 Shahrukh Khan to kill one Arjun Rampal.
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