If you can make an eye contact with Ayesha Takia for 10 secs I have a bad news for you.
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Showing posts with label Bollywood SMS. Show all posts
Dhoom 3 ticket price
"Dhoom 3" tickets are priced ₹ 900/- at Imax theatres.
Price breakup:
₹ 400 Aamir
+ ₹ 300 Katrina
+ ₹ 150 Aamir's Bike
+ ₹ 30 Aamir's Hat
+ ₹ 13 Music
+ ₹ 5 Abhishek
+ ₹ 2 Uday Chopra
Price breakup:
₹ 400 Aamir
+ ₹ 300 Katrina
+ ₹ 150 Aamir's Bike
+ ₹ 30 Aamir's Hat
+ ₹ 13 Music
+ ₹ 5 Abhishek
+ ₹ 2 Uday Chopra
Krrish cannot handle a wife!
Hrithik Roshan and his wife Sussanne have decided to separate.
Moral : Even a superhero like Krrish cannot handle a wife!
Moral : Even a superhero like Krrish cannot handle a wife!
Uday Chopra in Management Quota
Uday Chopra qualifies to act (?) in all in all 'Dhoom' movies because he's from
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the "Management Quota"!
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the "Management Quota"!
Krrish 3 Logic!
Krrish 3 Logic:
Kaal (Vivek Oberoi) is made from Rohit's (Krrish's father) DNA.
That's how he is Krrish's brother.
And Kaya (Kangana Ranaut) is made from Kaal's and Chameleon's DNA.
So logically, she is Kaal's daughter.
Kaya falls in love with Krrish; but he is his Chacha (Paternal Uncle)!
Kaal (Vivek Oberoi) is made from Rohit's (Krrish's father) DNA.
That's how he is Krrish's brother.
And Kaya (Kangana Ranaut) is made from Kaal's and Chameleon's DNA.
So logically, she is Kaal's daughter.
Kaya falls in love with Krrish; but he is his Chacha (Paternal Uncle)!
Krrish 3 Songs
It's widely believed that it's the same person who
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composed the Krrish 3 songs and writes the speeches for Rahul Gandhi!
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composed the Krrish 3 songs and writes the speeches for Rahul Gandhi!
Ram Gopal Verma's Bhoots returning to theaters
Ram Gopal Verma's "Bhoot Returns" released. Lack of audience also results in Bhoots returning to theaters.
Salman Khan in - Ek Tha Driver
Breaking News:
Salman Khan and Sohail Khan to appear together in their next co-production titled "Ek Tha Driver".
Salman Khan and Sohail Khan to appear together in their next co-production titled "Ek Tha Driver".
Sunny Leone's lingerie auction
Sunny Leone's lingerie auction comes with a catch. With every bra/panty
of Sunny, you will have to buy a 'Kachha' (underwear) of Mahesh Bhatt.
Aishwarya's baby
Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
Dr: Who is ur grandpa?
Aaradhya: Big B.
Dr: Who is ur Mom?
Aaradhya: Miss World.
Dr: Who is ur father?
Aaradhya: No idea, Sir jee!
Dr: Who is ur grandpa?
Aaradhya: Big B.
Dr: Who is ur Mom?
Aaradhya: Miss World.
Dr: Who is ur father?
Aaradhya: No idea, Sir jee!
Rajesh Khanna Fans
For the first time in the history of Indian Cinema, an actor (Rajesh Khanna) is selling his (Havell) fans.
Saif Ali Khan`s `X` Factor
`X` married `Z`, who was twice his age, left her, & started dating `Y` who was half her age. What`s the age of `X`?
Student: I don`t know the calculations but 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan.
Student: I don`t know the calculations but 'X' is surely Saif Ali Khan.
Jewel Thief
Steve Jobs, Jagjit Singh, Shammi Kapoor, Bhupen Hazarika, Dev Anand, God is the (REAL) Jewel Thief.
What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?
What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?
It always takes 2 Shahrukh Khan to kill one Arjun Rampal.
It always takes 2 Shahrukh Khan to kill one Arjun Rampal.