What women would do if they had a penis for a day?

10. Get a pay rise at work.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about wanking.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit thebowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next tohis member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......