Genius Answer!

TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Ghass.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass.

Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein.

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko.
Charwaha: Pani se.
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi pani se.

Anchor Ghusse se: Abey bewakoof admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai to mujhse bar bar puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...???
Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.
Anchor: Aur kala?
Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai.