Bechara Doctor!

Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?

Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.

Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.

Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.

Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.

Doctor: Nikal sale, tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej: Ja raha hun, par phir kab aaun?
Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
Doctor behosh......