Husband Wife`s chat on Facebook & Whatsapp

Difference between Husband Wife's chat on FB & Whatsapp..

On "WhatsApp":

Wife: ghar kab aa rahe ho...

Husband: pata nahi dimag mat khao..

On "FB wall":

Wife: Dear when will u be back..you are the best Husband in the world. Aww i miss you so much. Come back soon...

Husband: Thanks for being there always.. So lucky to have a wonderful Wife like you…