Charity is good but this is what happens when you over do it....
High Expectations!
Medical College Professor to a Girl Student:
Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size? Girl Student: Sir I cant answer this question, it's too embarassing.. Professor asked the same question to a Male Student: Male Student: It's the Pupil of a human eye Professor: correct Then Professor turned to the female student & said,...
Master Key!
Ladki apne Boyfrnd se - Maine 4 Boys se Sex kiya, to me Randi...
Aur tumne 10 Ladkiyo ko kiya, to tum Jawan Mard... Aisa kyo....?? Bolo.... Boy - Suno... Jo 'Taala' bahut Chabiyo se khule, wo kharab "Taala" ...Lekin, Jis "Chabi" se bahut sare Taale khule, wo "Master Key" kahlati hai....
4 Types of Sex in a Marriage
1.Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, in the kitchen.
2.Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
3.Halfway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you."
4.Courtroom Sex: This is when...
Kamina Doctor!
Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Marij: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota”
Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse Ko Bola.
Doctor: “Nurse Idhar Aao, Apni Bra Utaro”
Doctor Ne Fir Marij Se Puchha: “Ab Use Dekho, Khada Hua?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Nurse, Apni Panty Utaro”
Doctor: “Ab?”
Marij:...
In Your Memory
Computer and Internet are no longer part of just our lives but the death as well. Here's an example...
Babaji Ka Silence!
You have to give some credit to this law-abiding Baba for his business skills......
A million dollar Question
A million dollar question which keeps on popping up in the brain of every person belonging to service class....
Poor vs Rich!
As it is a conspicuous fact that every human is unique, so seems to be the circumstances of every human....
Smartphone shootout: Which phone has the fastest camera?
Smartphone shootout: Which phone has the fastest camera?
Megapixels are nice, but
sometimes what matters most in a smartphone camera is how fast you can
open the camera app. Six of today's top smartphones are put to the test...
Top 5 Free Games For Android Tablets
Top 5 Free Games For Android Tablets
Times are changing-most people
have moved from notebooks to tablets which are thinner lighter and
much more fashion friendly than even the slimmest and most expensive
notebook computers. So if you got a tab get these games and enjoy...
Steve Jobs Rare talk about History of Apple in this rare 1980 speech!
Steve Jobs Rare talk about History of Apple in this rare 1980 speech!
Steve Jobs adresses a crowd
where he talks about the history of Apple and how it came into existance
in this almost lost and rare video back from 1980!...
Aam Admi's Aam Underwear!
Latest News: Arvind Kejriwal has stopped wearing his underwears bcoz...
He can't wear VIP underwears as they have VIP written on them.
He can't wear Rupa since people would say he always keeps Rupa around
his private parts, and in Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do.
Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich man's pastime.
He can't wear Macroman since...
Why we should read Law?
A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: You dirty Man..... you have been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back: You have just destroyed
the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on.
You can now forget...
Sher Ka Pinjra!
Sunday Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue:
'Sher ka pinjra' 10 rupay mein!
'Sher ka pinjra' 10 rupay mein!
Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha, aur phir ek dum se waapis aa gayi.
Doosri ne pucha: Kya hua?
Pehli wali kehne lagi: Kameena 'KACHHEY' bech rha ha...
Santa Ki Suhagrat!
Santa ki suhagrat pe light chali gayi...!
Santa apne naukar se bola: Tu lalten pakad, main SEX karta hoon...
Naukar ne lalten pakdi aur Santa SEX karne laga..!
Sex karne ke baad Santa ne biwi se pucha: Maza aaya?
Biwi: Nahin...
Santa ne phir se koshish ki aur phir biwi se pucha: Ab Maza Aaya?
Biwi: Nahin.
Santa naukar ko bola: Yeh lalten mujhe de,...
What's a Condom ?
Science Teacher to a girl: CONDOM ka full form batao?
Ek Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya:
C - Catching
O - On
N - Natural
D - Drops
O - Of
M - Man's Leakag...
Rajnikanth`s Epic Split
A few days after the viral video of actor Jean-Claude Van Damme`s Volvo
TV advertisement, some fans have come up with a new video that showcases
an animated Rajinikanth doing the split on auto-rickshaws. The latest
video spoofs the original ad in a hilarious way. Take a look at both the
advertisements and decide for yourself which one...
April Fool SMS
Dear Friend,
I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge.
But more importantly, I am surprised at my false praise of you!
Happy All Fools' day!...
April Fool SMS
I find you wise, sharp, witty, handsome, intelligent, logical and
knowledgeable all through the year - but with the exception of just one
day i.e., April 01. One this day, you're a perfect fool!...
April Fool SMS
New financial year, new fools.
But how can we ignore the old fools like you.
It's a crowning moment for you. Have a rocking special day! ...
April Fool SMS
Everything has a day.
Every pet has a day.
Every fool too has a day.
Hope you might have enjoyed your day.
Happy April Fool Day!
...
April Fool SMS
A: U r Attractive
B: U r Bright
C: U r Chic
D: U r Delightful
E: U r Extra-ordinary
F: U r Fantastic
G: U r Gracious
H: U r Hygenic
I: I am
J: Just Joking
Happy All Fools' Da...
April Fool SMS
A Fool is a Fool, whether it is January or February. But the ones who
March into April make the best Fools. May U remain the same Fool in June
& July so that yr August presence in September, October, November
& December dawns a new great New Yea...
April Fool SMS
What is common b/w fools and smart persons?
.
..
...
Smart compose the message for fools to circulate.
Happy April Fool...
April Fool SMS
Dear Ms BeautiFOOL,
U are so wonderFOOL, graceFOOL, playFOOL, powerFOOL and faithFOOL.
Earlier U were really respectFOOL & had a colorFOOL nature. But off
late, U have been painFOOL and not so peaceFOOL. I wish U were careFOOL
& helpFOOL.
Love
April Fool...