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Showing posts with label Alok Nath SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alok Nath SMS. Show all posts

Party All Night Alok Nath Version


Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..

We Do Aarti all night..
Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.

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Lungi Dance Alok Nath Version


Sanskaro ko dimag me bithake
alok nath ke jaisa tilak lagake
prasad me nariyal milake
Aa jaao sare mood banake
satsang me jab ye gana bajega
sanskaro me aana padega
ghantii ko bajana padega
charansparsh krke dikhana padega

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Jab Tak Hai Jaan Alok Nath Version

Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
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Blue Eyes Aloknath Version

Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi mennu,
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Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.
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Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”.
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Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain.
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Alok Nath`s Lunch Box

Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the.
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Alok Nath to Arohi

Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Wot??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwan.
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Alok Nath to buy Condom

Alok Nath goes to a medical store to buy condom.
Salesman : Which flavor?
Alok : Haldi Chanda.
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Alok Nath`s WhatsApp Status

Alok Nath's WhatsApp:
Available
Busy
At temple
At Kirtan
At Jagrata
Aashirwad about to die
In a marriage
Kanyadaaning
Samdhiji calls online.
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Alok Nath on The News Hour

Alok Nath took part in debate of ‪#‎TheNewsHour‬ and result, he convinced Arnab  Goswami to get married with Sanjay Jha!
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Alok Nath`s Favourite Sport

Alok Nath's favourite sport is football. Because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani.
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Doctor Alok Nath

Alok Nath didn't become a doctor because he was too ashamed of reading about the female anatomy.
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Alok Nath`s Record

Alok Nath holds world record for having Maximum number of Samdhi-Samdhans in the worl.
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Alok Nath`s WhatsApp Feature

Alok Nath WhatsApp features " Last Sanskari At "
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Alok Nath is the only virgin father.
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Alok Nath in Night Club

Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club.
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Alok Nath`s Movies

Rapists should be made to watch Alok Nath's movies as Punishment.
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Alok Nath Ki Saadi

Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi ladki waale the.
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