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Showing posts with label Joke SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke SMS. Show all posts
Ladki ka badla!
A bird was disturbing a girl all the time. . . . .
Finally she caught it & decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a building & dropped it. . . . . .
"After all Girls are so intelligent... "
Finally she caught it & decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a building & dropped it. . . . . .
"After all Girls are so intelligent... "
Who are the heroes of India?
Who are the heroes of India?
Amitabh Bachchan, Sachin Tendulkar, Dhoni, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and Anna. You wonder why Rajniknath is not in the list. Actually he is not a hero, he is a super-hero.
Amitabh Bachchan, Sachin Tendulkar, Dhoni, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and Anna. You wonder why Rajniknath is not in the list. Actually he is not a hero, he is a super-hero.
When was Rajnikanth born?
When was Rajnikanth born?
No one knows about it. He has been around since the time when history was not documented
No one knows about it. He has been around since the time when history was not documented
Rajnikant`s Underwear!
One day Rajnikanth was swimming from Africa to US in the Atlantic and he lost his underwear. Now they call it BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA?
How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA?
Americans got inspiration from Rajnikanth. If Rajnikanth can do everything inspite of being dark, even Obama could do it for them.
Americans got inspiration from Rajnikanth. If Rajnikanth can do everything inspite of being dark, even Obama could do it for them.
Why Rajnikanth lives in South India?
Why Rajnikanth lives in South India?
Bcoz India is well-protected with natural boundaries in the North and he can take care of enemies invading through water-route.
Bcoz India is well-protected with natural boundaries in the North and he can take care of enemies invading through water-route.
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him
Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
Rajnikanth`s Warning
A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket.
Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as
Misbah-Ul-Haq.
Rajnikanth`s SMS
This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
Rajnikanth`s Dictionary
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
According to Rajnikanth
I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
Rajnikanth`s Knowledge
Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.