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Showing posts with label Naughty Bollywood SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty Bollywood SMS. Show all posts
A bisexual doctor was mounted on a woman who couldn't conceive children. And the woman's husband was mounted on the doctor.
When confronted by a nurse, the doctor eplied, "I am checking as to who actually is deficient, the wife or the husband!"
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Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes", Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well", the doc concluded, "Go home and wash, Possible!"
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Poonam Pandey: A woman's body is like a musical instrument!
Then your certainly is like a guitar. Everyone's given it a try.
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What took Sherlyn Chopra so long to be a playmate? She has all the requisite qualifications - failure in Bollywood, surgical enhancements & desire for fame
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Actresses generally end up removing clothes as their careers begin to fade. Sunny Leone is the only one who has started putting on clothes!
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If king Akbar had sex & climaxed, what would one call it?
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Mughal-e-Orgasm!
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Best part of my day was spent taking pictures and shaking hands with the fans who spent their hard earned money on Jism 2.
Sunny Leone
Your Jism and their hard-earned
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Q: What's the biggest tragedy in the movie 'Sholay'?
A: Well, first of all Thakur's wife dies and to make matters worse, Gabbar cuts off Thakur's hands.
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Saif Ali Khan's son is demanding all maternal rights, to start with he wants breast-feeding forthwith.
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Advertisement for a 2nd hand BMW showed a picture of Sunny Leone lying on a bed and the the slogan on it read:
You know you're not the 1st one; but do you really care?
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Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never really hug each other?
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Because they don't know each other!
But I like the way you think!
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Ajit: Mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today?
Mona: Yes boss, you're simply great. But how do you really come to know about it?
Ajit: I see dandruff on your shoes!
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Inspired by the hit movie "Life of Pi", Sunny Leone to produce a movie titled "Life on Chaar-Pi" (Woven Bedstead)!
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In making out their income tax some people are like Sunny Leone. They take off as much as the law allows.
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Viagra makers got a new tagline from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony".
Their Song: Unhorny Ko Horny Kar De, Horny Ko Aur Horny!
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Sunil Gavaskar named his autobiography "Sunny Days". Sunny Leone has decided to name her autobiography "Sunny Nights"!
Since even Sunny Leone's life deals with different strokes!
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