Obsessed Husband

sharmila : My hubby is so obsessed for sex, I'm afraid changing clothes in front of him.

Urmila : That's nothing, mine is so obsessed, I can't even yawn in front of him

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Genius Plugged in

Husband Asked His Wife While Doing Sex

Husband: “Honey, Why Do I Get All My Great Ideas In Bed Only?”

Smart Wife: “Because You’re Plugged Into A Genius“:s

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An Apple a Day

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

But if the nurse is cute

Apple ki maa ki chut !!

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Goti Speaks

"Education Without K.T. is Like a Man Without Goti ....!!!"

-William Bhenchod 

Aapke niche 2 goti hai to aap purush hai,
Agar apke niche 4 goti hai to ye mat sochna aap mahapurush hai,
Samajhna Apki koi gand mar raha hai.
 
-William Gotiwala 😎

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Naughty Thought

The duck looks calm on water but under there is restless paddling

Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta hai.

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Naughty Thought

The duck looks calm on water but under there is restless paddling

Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta hai.

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Mabelline Condoms

Mabelline mascara makes eyelashes look 3 times bigger,
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Mabelline should make condoms!

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Kya Aap Sex Karna Chahte Hai

Kya Aap Sex Karna Chahte
Hai,
 
Kya Aap Kabhi Condom Use Karte Hai,
 
Kya Aap Aids Hone Se Darte Hai,
 
To Aap Apne Haath Ka Isstemaal Kyu Nahi Karte Hai ,

Haath Chale Toh AIDS Talle. 
Be the First of Your Friends To Share

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There are 3 things in life that cause unnecessary problems when they break:
Love


Friendship and


Condoms!

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Remember when you need a good FUCK, I'll always be here for you. It's because FUCK stands for:
F: Friends
U: You
C: Can
K: Keep
So promise me that we will good FUCK forever!

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A bisexual doctor was mounted on a woman who couldn't conceive children. And the woman's husband was mounted on the doctor.
When confronted by a nurse, the doctor eplied, "I am checking as to who actually is deficient, the wife or the husband!"

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Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes", Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well", the doc concluded, "Go home and wash, Possible!"

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A woman walks into a gynaecologist's office who greets her with, "At your cervix, madam!"
The woman replies, "Dilated to meet you!"

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Patient: Doctor, I've had sex abortions when I was unmarried but ever since I have tied the knot I am unable to conceive.
Obstetrician: Evidently you do not breed in captivity.

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The wife of an obstetrician to his hubby's flirtatious patient, "My husband delivers babies. He does not install them".

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An ophthalmologist cured a famous painter of his cataract. In gratitude, the good fellow painted a portrait of the doctor in the pupil of an eye and presented it to him.
The doctor shuddered to think what he would paint when his wife, an obstetrician, delivered the artist's wife!

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Poonam Pandey: A woman's body is like a musical instrument!
Then your certainly is like a guitar. Everyone's given it a try.

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What took Sherlyn Chopra so long to be a playmate? She has all the requisite qualifications - failure in Bollywood, surgical enhancements & desire for fame

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Actresses generally end up removing clothes as their careers begin to fade. Sunny Leone is the only one who has started putting on clothes!

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If king Akbar had sex & climaxed, what would one call it?
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Mughal-e-Orgasm!

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