Naughty Pappu!

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak
 
Pappu - Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya.

Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur Bittu ko Zor Se

Thappad Mara aur kaha- Randibaaz, ise DUSTER kehte hai.. !!

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Proud to be a Boy!

Pappu: You know a single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation of about 6 million sperm represents a data transfer of 1,587.5 TB in about 3 seconds.

Bunty: Amazing.

Pappu: Yep. And you thought nothing was faster than Google. I am really proud to be a boy. Great talent and great energy!

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Gentle Pappu!

Pappu was dating with his new girlfriend in hotel room.

Girl Friend: `I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table.`

Pappu climbs into bed slowly and says: `Honey, would you pass the boobs please?`

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Why lovemaking is so enjoyable?

Pappu: Why's making love so enjoyable?
Santa: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

Pappu: Why do women enjoy more sex than men?
Santa: It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

Pappu: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
Santa: It is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?

Pappu: Why women cant have sex when they are having their periods?
Santa: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?

Pappu: Why men dont like to wear condoms when they are making love?
Santa: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

Pappu: Why is making love carried out in private?
Santa: Will you dig your nose in front of your class? Idiot!!!

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Boobs or Boots!

Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what's up?"

Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.

Pappu: What?

Girlfriend: Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time.

Pappu: What the hell!!!

Girlfriend: Why? Ohhhh fuck... Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS. Damn this Auto-correct is on!

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Genius Pappu!

Four worms were put into Four separate jars.

The 1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The 2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The 3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The 4th worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

1st worm in alcohol - dead;

2nd worm in cigarette smoke -dead;

3rd worm in sperm - dead;

4th worm in soil - alive.

The Science teacher asked the class, "What did you learn from this experiment?"

Pappu quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have WORMS !!!"

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