Doctor mom:
1 thapar parega to tabiat thek ho jae Gi
Reminder mom:
1 bat tumhe Kitni bar batani Parti h
Anteryami mom:
Mujhe pehlay he pata tha, Ye glassTooty ga
Confused mom:
Ma insan hu K Machine?
Selfish mom:
Lunch ma Parathay tumhare liye Diye they ya Tumhare dosto K liye?
Shakki mom:
10 me se 10 no ?
Zarur tumne Cheating ki hogi
Meri...
Maa kya hai?
Ek khubsurat rishte ka naam...
Maa ki wajah se hi duniya mein rang hai...
Ye Maa hi hai
Jo apne bacho ko subha uthati hai
Aur Kehti hai ki...
Uth jaa Kanjar
11 Baj rahe hai
GADHE ki tarah pada sota rehta hai
Tere BAAP ne naukar nahi rakha hai mujhe
Jo tum dono Baap bete ko alag alag Nashta bana kar dungi
Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai
Kam de na Kaj de
Dushman...
Talking Parrot
Boy: Main kesa lagta hon? Parrot: Be-gherat lagte ho
Boy totay wale se: Ye parrot bad-tameez hai. Totay wale ne parrot ko paani main duboya aur poocha: Phir gaali de ga? Parrot: No.
Boy: Ager mere saath ghar main larrki aaye to tum kia socho ge?
Parrot: Biwi ho gi. Boy: Ager 2 hon to? Parrot: Biwi aur saali. Boy: Ager 3 hon to? Parrot: Biwi, saali...
Message for Girls
If you sleep wid ur teddy or doll plz avoid sleeping till 29th June..as this month is full of superstitious power.. and specially dolls are the target where the souls servive..plz don't wake up at night and look at ur doll..as they might catch your finger and even ur neck...
Ladkiy a Kabhi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Kyu Nahi Karti?
Intresting Jawab
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Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The Mai Nahi.
www.twitter.com/iDhurjatiJago Boys Jago.....
7 complicated facts about women!!!
1: they believe in saving :)
2: still they go out & buy expensive
clothes :>
3: always buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear:/
4: never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully :P
5: always dressed beautifully but never
satisfied :|
6: never satisfied but still expect men to
compliment them :D
7: expect men to compliment...
Husband: Aaj Rat ka Kya Program Ha?
Wife: Munna So Jye Phr !
Husbnd: Munna Abi Soya Nai?
Tabhi achanak se
Munna Bola:
Jiski Maa ki izat Khatrey me
Ho
Usey Kese Neend Aaegi". :D
Samjh me aa gaya to Share karo vrna pogo to hai hi....
Just Imagine
1-Inshan Marne Ke Baad Upar Gaya.
Waha Kuch Lambi Kataar Lagi Thi.
YAMRAJ Sab Aatmao Se Kuch Puch Rahe The.
YAM (Katar Me Khade Pehle) Ko-:"Tumhari SHADI Ho Gayi Thi?"
AATMA-:"Ji Haa."
YAM-:"Oh So Sad. Tab To Tum Dukhi Aatma Ho. Duto, Jaao Isko Swarg Me Le Jaao.
NEXT PLEASE,
YAM-:"Tumne...