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Boss: Let me fuck u once, I'll b quick & amp; pay u 1000 Rs. I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend down & amp; pick it up all, I 'll b done! Secretary likes the proposal & She calls her BF to ask him. BF:Its fine,but ask for 2000 rs & amp; b very quick 2 pick the money. After 4 hrs BF calls her BF:What happend? GF:That...
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Serious back-pain

One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noisein my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been wit h my wife...
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Hand Wash

A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby you are so fat now your bum looks like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bed time, the man is asking for sex. The woman says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to hand wash...
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Maa Ki Aankh

Ek Ladki interview denay gai Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ? Ladki : bike ! Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;) chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hotay hain ?  Ladki : car ! Boss : nhi, toyota car :D  Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka jawab de.!  Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney mai white hai aur...
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Bhagawan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ? Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha...
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Bus Male Hai Ya Female?

PAPPU Teacher se: Miss 'BUS' MALE he ya FEMALE? (Teacher Sochne Lagi) Ek bacha: Teacher ye Female he 2nd bacha: Wo Kese 3rd bacha: Qun k Sb Log Us Pr Charhty Hen (Teacher Pareshaan) 4th bacha Agr Bus FEMALE Hy or Sb Us Pr Charhtay Hen To Us k Bachay Qun nahi hote? (Teacher Zyda Preshan) 5th bach: Is Liye k Sb Us Pr PechaySe Charhty Hen (Teacher...
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Doctor and his funny Patient

Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola, Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Main Bahut Preshan Hoon, Jab Bhi Main Bistar Par Let ta Hoon, Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Bistar Ke Niche Koi Hai. Jab Main Bistar Ke Niche Dekhne Jata Hoon To Lagata Hai Upar Koi Hai. Niche, Upar, Niche, Upar Yahi Karta Rehta Hoon, So Nahi Pata. Mera Acha Sa Ilaaz Kijiye Nahi To Main Pagal Ho Jaunga” Doctor...
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Dil Tod Denewali Shayri

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu wah wah Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu INTERNAL me hi fail hu, To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...
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Tu Nahi To Kuch Bhi Nahi

Tere khaylo se Daman chupa ke Dekha.. Dil-O-Nazar ko bohat aazma ke dekha Teri kasam Tu Nahi To Kuch Bhi Nahi is Jaha me Mene kuch Pal ke liye Tujhe Bhula ke Dekha.....
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