Boss: Let me fuck u once, I'll b quick & amp; pay
u 1000 Rs.
I'll throw the money on the
floor & before you bend down & amp; pick it up all, I 'll
b done!
Secretary likes the proposal & She calls her
BF to ask him.
BF:Its fine,but ask for 2000 rs & amp; b very
quick 2 pick the money.
After 4 hrs BF calls her
BF:What happend?
GF:That...
Serious back-pain
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noisein my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been wit
h my wife...
Hand Wash
A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby you are so fat now your bum looks like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bed time, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says, "I can't start the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to hand wash...
Maa Ki Aankh
Ek Ladki interview denay gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ?
Ladki : bike !
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;)
chAlo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hotay
hain ?
Ladki : car !
Boss : nhi, toyota car :D
Ladki: Chal ub tu mere sawal ka jawab de.!
Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney mai white hai aur...
Bhagawan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ?
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha...
Bus Male Hai Ya Female?
PAPPU Teacher se: Miss 'BUS' MALE he ya
FEMALE?
(Teacher Sochne Lagi)
Ek bacha: Teacher ye Female he
2nd bacha: Wo Kese
3rd bacha: Qun k Sb Log Us Pr Charhty Hen
(Teacher Pareshaan)
4th bacha
Agr Bus FEMALE Hy or
Sb Us Pr Charhtay Hen
To Us k Bachay Qun nahi hote?
(Teacher Zyda Preshan)
5th bach: Is Liye k Sb Us Pr PechaySe
Charhty Hen
(Teacher...
Doctor and his funny Patient
Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola,
Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Main Bahut
Preshan Hoon, Jab Bhi Main Bistar Par
Let ta Hoon, Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Bistar
Ke Niche Koi Hai. Jab Main Bistar Ke
Niche Dekhne Jata Hoon To Lagata Hai
Upar Koi Hai. Niche, Upar, Niche, Upar
Yahi Karta Rehta Hoon, So Nahi Pata.
Mera Acha Sa Ilaaz Kijiye Nahi To Main
Pagal Ho Jaunga”
Doctor...
Dil Tod Denewali Shayri
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...