10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into agiant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic...
Blow Job Revenge
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. The boyfriend agrees.
The bartender brings the drink and puts a salt shaker, a shot...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day?
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day?
10. Get a pay rise at work.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about wanking.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit thebowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it...
Dil Se Hame Mita Dena...
Chaho To Dil Se Hame Mita Dena;
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena;
Par Yeh Vaada Karo Ae Dost;
Ki Jab Yaad Aye Hamaari, Toh Rona Mat Bas Muskura De...
Kabhi Roo Kar Muskuraye..
Kabhi Roo Kar Muskuraye, Kabhi Muskuraa Ke Roye;
Jaab Bhi Teri Yaad Aai,Tujhee Bhula Kar Roye;
Ek Tera Hi Toh Gam Tha, Jisse Hazaar Baar Likha;
Jitna Likh Ke Khush Hue, Uss Se Jayada Mita Ke Ro...
Kya Hoon Main Aur Kya Samajhte Hein...
Kya Hoon Main Aur Kya Samajhte Hein;
Sab Raaz Nahi Hote Batane Wale;
Kabhi Tanhaiyon MeinAakar Dekhna;
Kaise Rote Hai Sabko Hasane Wa...
Yeh Akelapan...
Uski Justaju, Uska Intezaar Aur Yeh Akelapan;
Thak Kar Muskura Dete Hein, Jab Roya Nahi Jaa...
Qasoor
Har waqt Milti Rehti Hain Anjani Si Saza Mujhe;
Main Kaise Poochun Taqdir Se Mera Qasoor Kya H...
Ae Khuda, Khushi Har Pal Unke Paas Rakhna...
Ae Khuda, Khushi Har Pal Unke Paas Rakhna;
Mere Apno Ko Tu Kabhi Na Udaas Rakhna;
Gum Na Aye Unke Paas, Mere Moula;
Tu Nazar-e-Karam Unpe Khaas Rakh...
Humne Socha, Unke Pyar Mein Tadapna Chhod Denge...
Humne Socha, Unke Pyar Mein Tadapna Chhod Denge;
Unke Liye Tarasna Chhod Denge;
Dil Ko Bola, Tu Bhul JaUse;
Dil Bola, Hum Dhadakna Chhod Den...
Jab Bhi Kisi Ko Kareeb Paya Hai...
Jab Bhi Kisi Ko Kareeb Paya Hai;
Kasam Khuda Ki, Wahin Dhokha Khaya Hai;
Kyon Dosh Dete Hain Hum Kaanto Ko;
Zakhm To Humne Phulo Se Hi Paya H...
Aadatan Tumne Kar Diye Vaade...
Aadatan Tumne Kar Diye Vaade, Aadatan Hum Ne Bhi Aitabaar Kiya;
Teri Raahon Mein Baarahaa Ruk Kar, Humne Apna Hi Intazaar Kiya;
Ab Na Maangenge Zindagii Ya Rab, Ye Gunaah Humne Ek BarKi...
Waada Kar Lete Hein, Nibhaana Bhul Jaate Hein...
Waada Kar Lete Hein, Nibhaana Bhul Jaate Hein;
Lagakar Aag, Bhujana Bhul Jaate Hein;
Yeh To Aadat Ho GayeAb Unki Roz;
Ke Rulaate Hein, Aur Manana Bhul Jaate He...
Muddat Se Thi Kisi Se Milne Ki Aarzoo..
Raat Ki Dhadkan Jab Tak Jaari Rehti Hai;
Sotey Nahi Hum, Zimmedari Rehti Hai;
Jabse Tuney Halki Halki Baatein Ki;
Yaar Tabiyat Bhaari Bhaari Rehti H...
Unki Chahat..
Raat Ki Dhadkan Jab Tak Jaari Rehti Hai;
Sotey Nahi Hum, Zimmedari Rehti Hai;
Jabse Tuney Halki Halki Baatein Ki;
Yaar Tabiyat Bhaari Bhaari Rehti H...
Dard Hi Sahi Mere Ishq Ka Inaam To Aaya...
Dard Hi Sahi Mere Ishq Ka Inaam To Aaya;
Khali Hi Sahi Hathon Mein Jaam To Aaya;
Main Hoon Bewaafa Sabko Bataya Usne;
Yun Hi Sahi Uske Labon Pe Mera Naam To Aa...