Showing posts with label Naughty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty. Show all posts
What Sex Can Do?
1. It makes some people religious: Oh God! Oh My God! Yes! God!
2. It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm...aaaahh...ooooh...aaahhh
3. Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!
4. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!
5. It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it apart! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harderrr...HARDER!
6. Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. please ... mmm... please I'm begging
7. Some show sudden loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!
8. Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me!
2. It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm...aaaahh...ooooh...aaahhh
3. Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!
4. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!
5. It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it apart! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harderrr...HARDER!
6. Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. please ... mmm... please I'm begging
7. Some show sudden loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!
8. Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me!
Obsessed Husband
sharmila : My hubby is so obsessed for sex, I'm afraid changing clothes in front of him.
Urmila : That's nothing, mine is so obsessed, I can't even yawn in front of him
Urmila : That's nothing, mine is so obsessed, I can't even yawn in front of him
Automatic Dictionary
Bf texting to his Gf... Hey baby..what's up.?
Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS
Bf- What.!
Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. In last night party your friends were all over them most of the time ..
Bf- What the hell.. really?
Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck..
Sorry baby!!!! I
meant BOOTS ... Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!!
Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS
Bf- What.!
Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. In last night party your friends were all over them most of the time ..
Bf- What the hell.. really?
Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck..
Sorry baby!!!! I
meant BOOTS ... Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!!
Unki ek Muskurahat Pe
Arz kiya hai....
Unki ek Muskurahat Pe hum Unse sex kar bethe...
Zara gaur farmaye,
Unki ek muskurahat pe hum Unse sex kar bethe...
Hum chaddi Pehenne hi waale the Ki,
Wo phir se Muskura baithe
Unki ek Muskurahat Pe hum Unse sex kar bethe...
Zara gaur farmaye,
Unki ek muskurahat pe hum Unse sex kar bethe...
Hum chaddi Pehenne hi waale the Ki,
Wo phir se Muskura baithe
Naughty Thought
The duck looks calm on water but under there is restless paddling
Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta hai.
Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta hai.
Naughty Thought
The duck looks calm on water but under there is restless paddling
Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta hai.
Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta hai.
Mabelline Condoms
Mabelline mascara makes eyelashes look 3 times bigger,
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Mabelline should make condoms!
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Mabelline should make condoms!
Hello "BHOSADIKE"
Don't get angry. It may surprise you to know that the origin of the phrase "Bhosadike"
is, in fact, an ancient Sanskrit greeting, "Bho sad ike?" meaning, "Sir,
are you well?"
'Bho' is a term used for respectful greeting, similar to 'Aho!'.
Brahmins will know it since it is also used in the abhivadaye.
'Sad' is a prefix used for 'good things', as in sadguru, sadiccha etc.
'Ika' is a atmanepadi verb meaning 'to be'.
Other forms of this are:
- 'Ike ikaavahe ikaamahe'
- 'Ikase ikethe ikadhve'
- 'Ikate ikete ikante'
Hence "Bhosadike" was a popular form of greeting in ancient India, before the Mughals invaded India and prohibited it for some reason.
However some steadfast Indians continued to use this greeting. Therefore, to assassinate this greeting morally, the Mughals gave it profane and vulgar connotations, which unfortunately prevail even to this day.
It is time we revived our ancient Indian traditions heeding to the call of the purists to go back to our ancient way of life.
So say "BHOSADIKE" to all the people you meet and explain to them its true, pure meaning. This is the reason why I call people by this name :-D
'Bho' is a term used for respectful greeting, similar to 'Aho!'.
Brahmins will know it since it is also used in the abhivadaye.
'Sad' is a prefix used for 'good things', as in sadguru, sadiccha etc.
'Ika' is a atmanepadi verb meaning 'to be'.
Other forms of this are:
- 'Ike ikaavahe ikaamahe'
- 'Ikase ikethe ikadhve'
- 'Ikate ikete ikante'
Hence "Bhosadike" was a popular form of greeting in ancient India, before the Mughals invaded India and prohibited it for some reason.
However some steadfast Indians continued to use this greeting. Therefore, to assassinate this greeting morally, the Mughals gave it profane and vulgar connotations, which unfortunately prevail even to this day.
It is time we revived our ancient Indian traditions heeding to the call of the purists to go back to our ancient way of life.
So say "BHOSADIKE" to all the people you meet and explain to them its true, pure meaning. This is the reason why I call people by this name :-D
