Bollywood Celebs and their Websites

Bollywood has always the butt of jokes on social networking sites, Earlier it was twitter jokes and memes, ranging from Alok nath, tiger shroff, alia bhatt, and so on. And now the latest is about celebrity websites. Here are some of the funniest ones we came across...

Shah Rukh Khan:
http://IamAboveEveryone.com
http://kkkkkkkiiraaannn.com
http://iamalsoceleberity.com
http://NarcissistMeMyself.com

Salman Khan made a scandalous confession on Karan Johar's show Koffee with Karan about being single. Hence the jokes are targeted to this status of the Khan.
http://Bachalor.com
VirginBachelor@50.com
http://VIRGINia.com
http://bhaijaan.com
http://Remake.com

Abhishek Bachchan has fewer hits to his name and jokes are being made about his association with the Bachchans and his brand endorsements.
http://www.Ihavenoidea.com
http://www.wellapanti.com
http://AishwaryaKaPati.com
http://AmitabhKaBeta.com
http://JayaBachchanKaBeta.com
http://AaradhyaKaPapa.com

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Mukesh and his House!

Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes Bye to Nitabhabhi on 16th floor, says 'See You' to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor? 15th, 17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th ?

He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running about on all the floors, but thekey is not traceable. Fed up, after half an hour, Mukeshbhai leaves in a chauffeur driven ordinary Ikon car.

At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pants and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. They had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found. This was found out because of Nitabhabhi's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.

Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 am last night.

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Retirement Speech

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was late, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

He commenced with: "Thank Goodness we Catholics have a wonderful sense of humour!"

"I got my first impression of this parish from the very first confession I ever heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.

He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss's wife; had affiar with his boss's 20 year old daughter, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity. I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

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Height of Tragedy!!

Aaj Jo Ek Aurat Ke Saath Hua Woh Kisi Dushman Ke Saath bhi Na Ho....

Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya.....

Bachchon Ko Khilaya.....

Pati Ko Khilaya.....

Unhe Tayaar Kar Ke, Unka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke Unhe Bheja.....

Joothay Bartan Ikhata Karke Rakh Diye.....

Kapde Washing Machine Mein Daal Diye.....

Phir Shower Lene Chali Gayi.....

Bahar Nikalkar Nail Paint Lagai.....

Hair Dry Kiye.....

Red Suit Pehna,.....

Kajal Lagaya.....

Lipstick Lagai.....

Hair Style Kiya.....

Bus Duppata Lene Hi Waali Tthi..... Ki Uska Mobile Baja....

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