Facebook Gyan!

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.

Son says: Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it and say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

Dad says: Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wala gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.

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Facebook Leela!

Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai...

71 saal ki budhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai...

Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai...

18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai...

Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hein...

Nakali Id se aatank machaate hein...

Kuchh toh itne paagal ho jaate hein...

Din raat 'Add Me' - 'Add Me' chillaate hein!

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Girl`s Comments vs Boy`s Comments!

A Girl's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.

Comments Left by Male friends:
1) Awww, so sweet...!!!

2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!

3) Wow, I want to experience it...!!!

4) You went without me...? x-(

5) Wonderful dear...!!!

6) Superlike!!!

A Boy's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after a long time...

Comments Left by same Male friends:
1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare...?

2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai...!!!

3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya...???

4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de...!!!

5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte.

6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari ?

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Girls facebook status

"Wo Bewafa Nikla"
comments by guys....
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1. Dear wo apke layek tha hi nahi
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2.Tum kahan wo saala bandar kahan
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3.Humne to pehle hi kaha submere
jaise nahi hote
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4.Kabi hume try karke dekho pata
chalega bharosa kya hai
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5.Jo b hua achha hi hua dont wory
swetu
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Guys status on fb
"Wo Bewafa Nikli"
comments by close frnds
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1.Saaley teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai
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2.Tere se aaj tak koi pati hai ??
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3.Tujh jaiso se b ladki pategi..
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4.Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uska no Mujhe de..:p

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Boy:"kaisi ho.. ?
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Girl:"fine.. :))
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Boy:"missing me.. ??
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Girl:- :p
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Boy:"yaar meri tabiyat kharab hai..
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Girl:- :O
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Boy:"aaj kaisa din guzra.. ??
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Girl:- ;)
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Boy:"busy ho.. ??
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Girl:"umhm B-)
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Boy:"Koi paas hai.. ??
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Girl:"kaha na nahi..:)
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Boy:"To pagal ki bacchi muh se kuch bol bhi,
apne Baap ki shaklay q send
kar rahi hai..:/ :O
Girl:- :'(

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I m gonna commit a sucide

Ek ladki ne facebook pe status update kiya ''I Am standing at the edge of the bridge on my one feet , I am gonna commit a sucide here'' : : Kisi ne cmnt kiya :-1)' hey!! Wat happnd??' 2) :- no no no baby don do that 3) calm down share wid me wat's ur prob And etc etc : : But I just POKED her:

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Whatdoes generelly A girls profile pic tells You?

.. 1. If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends, its fake. . . 2. There is a guy in the pic along with her, she is already booked. . . 3. There are more than one girl in the pic, she is most probably the ugliest One. . . 4. The pic is taken from a side angle of her face, she is most probably fat. . . 5. The pic is taken from far away, definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your eye lenses to figure out more of her. . . 6. The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing, most probablya teen who needs to grow up. . . 7. A pic with a ugly face, Click the back button as soon as you can before anyone catches you red handed :) . . 8. A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden, she is probably the one for you :P but don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request!

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A Man chating on Facebook..

Man: Hello, Sweet girl! Girl: Hi, Lover Boy :) Man: Info about u, please Girl: 15, female, curvaceous, cleavage, in Lag... and u? Man: mmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, around Lag. Girl: You're 52? Omg! Seriously? Same age as my Dad. Man: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls. Girl: Do you have a wife? Man: Yes, but not as seductive as you. I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework. Girl: Then why do you like young girls? Man: I love them because they are beautiful, not to mention fresh. Girl: I am also into older men with iPhones, cash and driving a large German car. Man: I can offer all of that and more! Girl: I think we should meet because you are in Lag and I am also there. Man: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my German car? Girl: Tomorrow I am going to school, it won’t be possible. Man: Or maybe over the weekend,going to school is very important. Girl: While still chatting, let me continue with my homework. I don’t want my dad to know that I am on FB :) he will be mad at me! Man: Which homework is that maybe I can assist you? Girl: It's a Math homework, my friend Tom is assisting me. But he is still a small boy. I need men with bigger tools. Man: Hey, your friend’s name is John? Exactly where in Lag are you? Girl: 12 basin road, ikoyi, lagos... and you? Man: Lucy, is that you??? Girl: Dad?!!!

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New Generation Girls...

MOM: You are nicely dressed up where are u going sweetheart? DAUGHTER: Thanx a lot mom,  .  I'm going to the washroom as i need a new facebook profile picture =D

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Height of Facebook

Jab koi Like nahi karta, Itna gussa aata he, Dil to chahta he, . . .





Chappal utaar k, . . . . .





 aram se baith jau aur sochu..




"LIKE karna hee nahi aata hoga" :p:p

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Facebook ka bhoot

Ek Admi ki wife mar gai .

 Dost usko chup karane k Bad-tuje kuch chahiye? .
 Admi-jaldi laptop le aa .
Dost - Kyu? . . . .
Admi - facebok pe status Chnge kar k single krna hai..

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Define Boyeriend

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h..
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se darne wali ladki bhi sherni bn k ghumti h... :p :D

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Facebook Fever

Facebook ke laundo ka

chutiyapa
jab koi ladki unko bhaaw nahi
deti to unke vichaar aise hote
hai
"ghamandi hai saali"
"paise waale baap ki aulaad
hogi tabhi itna bhaaw khaa
rahi hai"
"jawaani ke nakhre hai"
aur koi ladki jab unko zara si
line deti hai ya dosti karke
cell no. deti hai To unke
vichaar aise hote hai
"chaalu lagti hai"
"lagta hai ab recharge ke liye
bolegi"
"ben ki takki ko gift chahiye
hogi"
"mein bhi kisi hero se kam
thode hu"

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कसाब को डेंगू हो गया है !!

Funny Status Of FB pepole this news
1. कसाब को डेंगू ..... मच्छर का इंसाफ !
2. कसाब को डेंगू मच्छर ने काटा !
3. मच्छरों के इनाम स्वरूप हम अगले दो दिन तक मच्छरदानी नहीं लगाएंगे और मच्छर भगाने बाले क्वाईल भी नहीं जलाएंगे!
4. कसाब को डेंगू होने की खबर सुनते ही सोनिया गाँधी दहाड़े मार मारकर छाती कूट कूट कर रोने लगी .. उनकी आँखों में मैंने दुबारा आंसू देखे -कुर्सिद
5. मच्छरों तुम संघर्ष करो ............... ..... हम तुम्हारे साथ हैं

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Facebook Trick

Type your password in the comment box.
If it is correct, it should automatically change to

 ******* Try it.

 So interesting. :-)

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Height of Facebook Fever:)

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

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Bechara:)

Boy: Jaanu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl : Why ??
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Boy : Ab mai tumhe Kis karta hu totum ankhe band nai karti :(
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Girl : Kaminey pichhli baar band ki thi to purse se 100 Rs gayab the...:

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Facebook Fact

Some girls are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off hemay say something mean about you but he does it to defend his pride so he doesn't look like a little, hurt bitch...You piss off a girl she'll probably make out with your bestfriend, ruin your friendship with him and won't stop until she is sure your heart isstomped all over. So I have to agree that behind every asshole was probably a girl who gave himcomplete hell. That is why girls prefer to be friends with boys, because in the end even unconsciously it's always a competition with girls.

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