Silly Girls:)

Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha:
TumNe 50 Logo ko Q
Maare...??
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Ladki: Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se
Car Chala Rahi Thi,
Achanak Pata Laga K Break
KaamNahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere
Ek Taraf 2 Log Ja Rahe The
Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kisay
Maarti...??
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Police: 2 Log Ko Maarti, TaaKi
Nuksaan Kam Hota .
LARKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi
KiyaTha,
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Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa
gaya
aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf
Bhaaga kya krti .. :p

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कसाब को डेंगू हो गया है !!

Funny Status Of FB pepole this news
1. कसाब को डेंगू ..... मच्छर का इंसाफ !
2. कसाब को डेंगू मच्छर ने काटा !
3. मच्छरों के इनाम स्वरूप हम अगले दो दिन तक मच्छरदानी नहीं लगाएंगे और मच्छर भगाने बाले क्वाईल भी नहीं जलाएंगे!
4. कसाब को डेंगू होने की खबर सुनते ही सोनिया गाँधी दहाड़े मार मारकर छाती कूट कूट कर रोने लगी .. उनकी आँखों में मैंने दुबारा आंसू देखे -कुर्सिद
5. मच्छरों तुम संघर्ष करो ............... ..... हम तुम्हारे साथ हैं

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Facebook Trick

Type your password in the comment box.
If it is correct, it should automatically change to

 ******* Try it.

 So interesting. :-)

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Height of Facebook Fever:)

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

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Bechara:)

Boy: Jaanu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl : Why ??
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Boy : Ab mai tumhe Kis karta hu totum ankhe band nai karti :(
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Girl : Kaminey pichhli baar band ki thi to purse se 100 Rs gayab the...:

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Facebook Fact

Some girls are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off hemay say something mean about you but he does it to defend his pride so he doesn't look like a little, hurt bitch...You piss off a girl she'll probably make out with your bestfriend, ruin your friendship with him and won't stop until she is sure your heart isstomped all over. So I have to agree that behind every asshole was probably a girl who gave himcomplete hell. That is why girls prefer to be friends with boys, because in the end even unconsciously it's always a competition with girls.

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Jab Tak Hain Jaan

Shaharukh apne hath pe Blade seLADKI
ka naam
Likh raha tha k
Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga
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Salman: Pyaar karta hai to Rota Q
hai.....??
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Shaharukh: Spelling Ghalat ho Gai:'(
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Kiran ki jga karan Likh diya :O:P=D :D

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