Poor turtle!

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top,
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it`s time to tell him he`s adopted."
jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.

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Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the cave`s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me."
He flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Well I didn`t!"

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Jumping Kangaroo !!

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they`ll go?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

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How to Woo Your Spouse on Honeymoon

Love is the strongest human bond that needs to be expressed time and again, so that it does not decay overtime. That is why, couples need to strengthen their bond whenever they get the chance to keep the love in their relationship alive.
Couples who are getting married after a long-term relationship already love each other. They just need to remind themselves and their partner from time to time about this. While, those who found their better halves through an arranged setup are just starting their journey to discover each other as a couple.
Well, whether you are finding love or rediscovering its magic, what can be a better time and place than your honeymoon! So, here are a few simple gestures through which couples can make their spouse fall in love with them on their honeymoon.

For love marriages

Couples in a love marriage lose the charm in their relationship because of the lack of attention or negligence from their lover. Honeymoon is a special time for such couples, where even the simplest effort can go a long way in helping them to reconnect with each other.

Woo your wife
Guys, here are some tips to make your woman fall in love with you once again:-

• Recreate your first date on your honeymoon.
• Compliment her in front of strangers. Also, hold hands when you are going out.
• Make love notes that are filled with precious memories of your relationship. And, hide them in the room for her to find.
• If your wife loves public display of affection, then confess your love in front of strangers. This way she will know how deeply you care for her.

Woo your husband
Most men are not too good at expressing their feelings, so girls, here is how you can do the needful instead:-

• Way to a man’s heart indeed lies through his stomach. So, sneak into the hotel kitchen and take the chef’s help to cook a surprise dinner for him.
• Plan a surprise date for him. After all, he has been doing that for long, so time to return the favour we say.
• Tease the kid in him with a treasure hunt game in your hotel room. We don’t need to add how it should end, do we?
• Tantalise his senses by packing some special lingerie for the time between the sheets. Also, surprise him with moves which he has never seen before.

If you have been together for long, you already know each other well enough. This will make your job a bit simple.

For arranged marriages

In an arranged marriage, there is little scope for boredom. You two are discovering each other, and creating fresh and special memories. So, instead of feeling shy, you can use the seclusion and privacy to your full advantage.
Woo your wife
Guys, here are some tips for you to express your love for your wife:-

• You have never officially proposed her, so why not do this now? Arrange for a romantic night with flowers, gifts, and a special ring. Get down on one knee and pop the question. Here is a bright side to this gesture; you already know her answer!
• Show interest in her life and activities. The best way to get close to her is to be a good listener.
• On honeymoon, sex is a matter of immense curiosity for couples. She will love it if you initiate the first move. But, do so gently and lovingly.
• Never shy away from eye contact, and do not leave her alone. Click as many pictures as possible to create your memories of love.

Woo your husband
Girls, here are some tips to make your husband fall in love with you:-

• Show interest in sports when you are together, guys really like that.
• If your hubby is shy, you can bring up the topic of lovemaking. Leave him hints that physical intimacy is not a problem.
• Shower your hubby with attention and compliments (guys, love it too!). He will surely acknowledge your efforts and this will help you to discover love in your bond.
• Treat him with a smile and remind him how special this alone time is for you.

Honeymoon phase in an arranged marriage can be characterised by certain awkward and silent moments as well. It is best to laugh at these awkward parts together to relieve each other's shyness.


Whether love marriage or arranged, couples need to connect and discover the love in their relationship time and again. So, make your honeymoon special by creating some loving memories with these tips. 

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7 Things Men Should Stop Doing after Becoming Husbands

Boys will be boys! But then, marriage is a life changing experience for everyone. The transition from bachelorhood to married life is tough for most men and their better halves. You may not realise that something that is insignificant to you might not be so trivial for your wife. The best way to avoid dampening of the new romance is to accept and understand that you are no longer a bachelor. So, here are some habits that you should think about changing before you become a 'husband'.

Calling out for keys and socks

Every woman expects her husband to be responsible. So, take care of your basic stuff. Know where your socks, keys, wallet and watch are, instead of calling her for every little thing. Your wife will love and appreciate you more if you behave responsibly regarding these small things.

Getting intimate with sports and video games
If you are used to slumping in front of the television or the gaming console after you get back home from work, it is a habit that you must ‘quit’. C'mon guys, as a husband you should think about interesting 'bedroom games', not those video games. Start paying attention to your wife, unless you want to spend your nights cuddling your television set!

 

Spending too much time with friends

Your wife will not mind if you hang out with your friends once in a while. But, if your friends continue to take the lion’s share of your free time, you will end up living with a jealous and irritated better half. So after you get married, it is best to tone down the amount of time you spend with your buddies. Or, organise some couples' get-togethers, where your wife becomes a part of your 'group'. She will enjoy meeting your friends as well as spending time with you.

Messing around the house

After marriage, everything from a wet towel on the bed to your dirty tees lying on top of the dresser is a complete no-no. Stop treating your bedroom as your wardrobe or laundry basket. Get your act together and learn to keep things in their place. Most of the women are particular about cleanliness, well if your better half is one of them, then you are definitely in for some 'troubled' time ahead.

Your home is not a restaurant

Your wife is neither a cook nor a waiter at the home. She is not going to be serving you food all day around and taking care of all the household work. So, get up and start helping! Also, if guzzling beer and munching stuff on the bed is a habit of yours then it is time to bid farewell to it. Your wife is really not going to appreciate beer stains and food on the bed that she shares with you (if you want her to keep doing so!).

Talking the 'guy stuff' all the time

In the long run, your wife gradually becomes your best friend. But even then, she will not appreciate if you talk about ‘guy stuff’ all the time. Reduce your chatter about your favourite sports, recent match scores, share market prices or Rambo. Unless your wife is interested in the same topics as you, it will just put her off.

Ogling at other women

This one can be a major nail in your coffin. Your attempts of 'appreciating' the beauty of the fairer sex that walks by, will not go down well with your better half. Remember, there is now a woman in your life who expects you to have your eyes only on her. So, control your temptation of checking out other women.

Remember, you will be living with a woman who is your life partner and not a baby sitter. So, with the innocence of a child and attributes of a real man, get ready to become a husband.

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Arranged Marriage: What to Ask a Girl in the First Meeting

Getting married is an amusing feeling, but these feelings are multiplied when you have to meet a girl from the perspective of getting married. Although it is a difficult task, yet it is best to know what all a guy should and should not ask a girl. Well, last thing you would want is a stranger rolling out in laughter at your questions (or worse, get beaten up!). So, here are some questions that guys should ask to get to know the girl better before marriage.

Ice breaker questions

Always remember that just like you even the girl maybe nervous about this meeting. So, your best approach should be to start with questions that are general and can help you break the ice. Ask her what her name means, her hobbies, her favourite cuisine, etc. If you feel that the girl is shy, then begin the conversation by talking about yourself and then get her involved in the course.

Show interest in career and education goals

A girl feels comfortable when she knows that her prospective partner is interested in her career. Instead of blabbing about your career goals and job, do find time to ask about her future plans as well. It will make her feel good about this match, as well. Let her know that you are interested in her future goals, in terms of her education and career.

Her marriage expectations

A girl would always like it if a guy asks her views on marriage and expectations related to it. So, if you are meeting a girl for the first time, ask her take on the institution of marriage. This is an important question as it will help you understand her thought process better.

Ask about duties towards her parents

Maybe this question is a big thing to ask, but it will certainly clear many doubts you might have. It will help you to understand, if she has any financial responsibilities towards her parents, which she would like to fulfil even after marriage, just like you.

Ask about her lifestyle

Find out about her social life, her favourite pastime and her other interests. This way you can get to know whether she is an extrovert or an introvert. Such small details can actually help you in deciphering whether she is 'your kind of a girl or not'! Do not go overboard with too many questions as she is not a 'candidate' whom you are 'interviewing' for your wife’s position. You are looking for a life partner who should be compatible with you and your family.

Ask about her choice of clothing

This question is not too important, but at times it becomes quite relevant. If your family is traditional or conservative and the girl loves western wear, then it might be a little difficult for her and your family to gel well. But, keep an open mind, as either you or the girl might be able to compromise on these things.

Now, some funny questions that you should stay away from

The best way to win 'this war' is to equip yourself beforehand. So, here is a list of questions that our women readers have labelled as ‘disastrous’ for the first meeting. So, guys learn your lessons well.

• Are you a virgin? (You naughty-naughty boy!)
• How many boyfriends did you have? (You are definitely not the next one, so keep mum!)
• What is your blood group? (Are you looking for a wife or seeking a bone marrow transplant!)
• How many facebook friends do you have? (She is definitely not going to add you, believe us!)
• When do you have your monthly cycle? (Be ready to be kicked out!)
• How many kids do you want? (Remember, she has not yet said yes to you!)
• How much do you earn and how much property have your parents put in your name? (Excuse us, are you an income tax officer?)
• Do you take a bath every day? (Huh!)

A marriage proposal can turn into a great success when sensitively handled, which includes the first meeting and the questions associated with it. Well-framed questions can make the entire phase of arranged marriage a cakewalk.

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8 Great Health Benefits of Sleep

Ah! The joy of sleeping! Along with being one of the most pleasurable activities known to man, it’s also got a whole bunch of health benefits. Read on for more!

 

If you’re not of the rare breed that worries about hours wasted while snoozing, you do love your daily dose of slumber. Perhaps you even look forward to it with unnatural enthusiasm. If so, you’re doing it right. Apart from being the most relaxing end to a long day, sleeping also has multiple health benefits.

Top 8 health benefits of sleep

Reduces stress: In the case of sleep deficiency, the body’s functions enter a state of high alert, and cause an increase in blood pressure and production of stress hormones. The stress hormones make it harder to sleep and the higher blood pressure amplifies the risk of heart attacks and strokes.

 

Boosts memory: In the time you’re asleep, the brain processes any new knowledge, organises the skills learned while awake, makes connections between events, feelings and memories, and sensory input. This helps you to process information and perform better.

 

 

Healthier heart: A lack of sleep is often associated with increased blood pressure and cholesterol – factors directly responsible for heart ailments and strokes. Seven to eight hours of sleep will go a long way in promoting cardiovascular health.

 

Lowers inflammation: One of the most important benefits of sleep is that it helps to keep stress hormone levels in check. This allows the body to alleviate the levels of inflammation, which is known to increase the risk of heart-related diseases, premature aging, arthritis, cancer and diabetes.

 

Allows body repairs: The cells in the body produce more protein while you’re asleep, which aids the body in recovering from damage caused by stress, ultraviolet radiation, and other harmful exposures.

 

 

Weight management: Lack of sleep may lead to an imbalance of the ghrelin and leptin hormones, which are crucial in regulating appetite. Additionally, the same part of the brain that controls sleep also increases metabolism. So to maintain or control weight, it is imperative to get adequate sleep.

Higher alertness levels: It follows logically that a good night’s sleep leads to more energy and alertness the next morning. This prepares the body for a day’s worth of activity and engagement, and increases the likelihood of another good night’s sleep. It’s a good circle to be caught in.

Tips for better sleep

No blue light: Switch off the television and computer, and keep away the cellphone an hour before bedtime. The short waves of blue light may interrupt sleep.

Avoid naps: Though the occasional 20-minute power nap is a real boost, avoid any shut-eye eight hours prior to bedtime, as that can make falling asleep at night more troublesome.

 

 

Save the bed for sleeping: Your bedroom should only be limited for rest and relaxation. Keep the money talk, phone conversations and TV viewing out the door.

 

Set a routine: Fix hours for when you sleep and wake up. This puts a healthy sleep cycle in place, and allows you to fall asleep quickly each night and sleep well through the night.

 

No caffeine: Caffeine interferes with deep sleep, so avoid even small amounts found in chocolate and decaf coffee anytime after noon.

 

Stop smoking: If there aren’t enough reasons to kick the habit, here’s another: nicotine acts as a stimulant and can keep from falling asleep and worsen insomnia.

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