A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house...
"Husband Super Store" -women could go to choose a husband from many men
It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to theshopping center to find...
स्वर्ग में क्रिकेट है क्या?
संता और बंता काफी सालो से अच्छे दोस्त थे, और अब दोनों की उम्र अब लगभग 90 के आसपास हो चुकी थी।
एक बार संता बहुत बीमार पड़ गया तो बंता उससे रोज मिलने के लिए आता और रोज वे अपने दोस्ती के किस्से दोहराते।
गुज़रते वक़्त के साथ संता और बंता दोनों को ही अब लगभग यकीन हो चला था कि संता अब बस चंद दिनो का ही मेहमान है, तो एक दिन बंता ने संता से कहा, ''देखो जब...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed,and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Thirty years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it looks like, it can't wait to eat m...
A businessman comes homefrom work, and before he can even say anything to his wife, she greets him with a deep, passionate kiss. Then she pulls him into the bedroom, pushes him downon the bed, unzips his fly and shows him a great time.
Afterward, he stares fondly at her, then asks, "All right, what did you do to the car this ti...
What makes a man happy?
Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing perso...
Your shoe size can tel your age
Grab a calculator and try dis.
Here is how it goes..
1. Take ur shoe size
2. Multiply by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
5. Add 1013
6. Minus d year u were born. you wil get 4 digits. The first 2 is your shoe size and da last 2 is your age.
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Valentine Week's Calendar
• February 7, 2013 : Rose Day
• February 8, 2013 : Propose Day
• February 9, 2013 : Chocolate Day
• February 10, 2013 : Teddy Day
• February 11, 2013 : Promise Day
• February 12, 2013 : Hug Day
• February 13, 2013 : Kiss Day
• February 14, 2013 : Valentine Day
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নাম '' গু '' হত তাহলে সবাই
কি বলত ?
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তুমি আবার গু খেয়ে আমার
ঠোঁটে কিস করেছ ?
স্ত্রী স্বামীকেঃ হয় গু
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Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house..
They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.
Man: I want to thank you. I am a genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you both 1 wish each, and I will keep 1 wish for myself.
Tom: I want a billion dollars!
Wife: I want a house in every country of the world. ??
Genie: Done. Done.
Tom : And what is your wish genie?
Genie:...
15 Ways to Keep a Relationship Working...♥
1. Love each other ♥
2. Don’t lie ♥
3. Keep communication open ♥
4. Stay sweet ♥
5. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving ♥
6. Never talk about break-ups ♥
7. Never say ‘it’s ok’ when it’s not ♥
8. Learn to put your ego aside ♥
9. If you say ‘sorry,' mean it ♥
10. Don’t compare your past with your present ♥
11. Don’t talk about your ex’s ♥
12. Practice...
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is abrain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky...
If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
A Teacher trying to teach good manners.... then asked his students this Question:
Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom??
Michael:"Just a minute, I have to go pee.."
Teacher: That would be rude &
impolite.. How about you Sam??
Sam said:"I really need to go...
One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said..
"Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk withyou. Your mother and I have beenmarried 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I...
Bob calls in to his job..
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob...