Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo DosraShair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya...
Woh zindagi hi kya...
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…...
Ek ladki thi...
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan...
Raat ko kitab meri..
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann mohgayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious binaparhe so gaya …...
Sunlo jaana..!
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife....
Dard ka ehsas janna hai to...
Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho,
Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar dekho,
Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa jayenge,
Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho....
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne.. :(
Kitna Dur Nikal Gye Riste Nibhate Nibate,
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne Apno KoPate Pate,
Log Kahte Hai Dard Hai Mere Dil Me,
Aur Hum Thak Gye Muskurate Muskurate.....
Sacche pyar ko judai hi naseeb hoti hai…
Ye Ishq walo ki kismat buri hoti hai,
Har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai,
Kahi bhi dekh lena Azmakar,
Sacche pyar ko judai hi naseeb hoti h...
Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke…
Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke,
Kabhi Meri Zindagi The Tum,
Bhulta Hai Kaun Mohabbat Pehli,
Meri To Saari Khushi The T...
Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko…
Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
To Humko Hi Patthar-Dil Kah Di...
Ye Dosti
Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us kiHamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.
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Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi.
Yaad Apki Ati Rahegi.
Pal Pal Jaan Jati Rehegi.
Jab Tak Jism Mai Hy Jaan.
Har Saans Ye Dosti Nibhati Rahegi.
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In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena
Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena
Shayad...
chahat...
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jomilne ko majbur kare..
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dostigehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot...
Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe, …
Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi,
Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi,
Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko,
Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahe...
Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe…
Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe,
Tera Hi Saya Hu Apna Le Mujhe,
Ye Raat Ka Safar Or Bhi Hasin Ho Jayega,
Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Me Ya Bula LeMuj...
Suna hai...
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayen...
Jab tumhe...
Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lyin...
Chappal ki Design...
Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative ha...
Isk ka anjam...
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA...
Epic
In a party a General proudly said that he did"it"7 times with his wife on his wedding night
Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night
Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night
All turned towards a young capt nasked how many times did he do on his wedding night
Capt replied: Only once sir
General laughed...
aws0me answr given by a girl when her bf askd her f0r a kiss
aws0me answr given by a girl when her bf askd her f0r a kiss
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karlo :p...
Kahani Bateyion Ki
Beti bankar aye hai Maa baap ke jeevan mein
Basera hoga kal mera kisi or ke angan mein.
Kyun ye reet bhagwan ne banayi hogi,
Kehte hai aaj nhi toh kal tu Parayi hogi
Deke janam paal poskar jisne hume bada kiya,
aur waqt ayaa to unhi hatho ne hume vida kiya
Toot ke bikhar jaati hai humari zindagi wahin,
Par phir bhi uss bandhan mein pyar mile zaruri...
Why this Examvari Di
Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my futuredark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3...
Facebook Fever
Facebook ke laundo ka
chutiyapa
jab koi ladki unko bhaaw nahi
deti to unke vichaar aise hote
hai
"ghamandi hai saali"
"paise waale baap ki aulaad
hogi tabhi itna bhaaw khaa
rahi hai"
"jawaani ke nakhre hai"
aur koi ladki jab unko zara si
line deti hai ya dosti karke
cell...
Yeh kaisi Leela hai Bhagwaan Teri?
Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts&husband says sorry.
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Wife makes a mistake, husband shouts, wife cries;&husband again says sorry :D :0
Yeh kaisi Leela hai Bhagwaan Te...
Rajnikanth Style:)
DIWALI DATES
13.11.2012
03.11.2013
23.10.2014
11.11.2015
30.10.2016
19.10.2017
07.11.2018
27.10.2019
14.11.2020
04.11.2021
24.10.2022
12.11.2023
ADVANCE
WISH U A HAPPY DIWALI.
FOR NEXT 11 YEARS....
Thinking of Boys and Girls...
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..:P :D
sudhar jao kameeno ;) :...
PaGALpantHI
Ek bar ek pagal ko jail mein band kar diya gaya . .
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Pagal to Jailer : mujhe ek kitaab likhni hai kagaz aur pen do mujhko
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Jailer : abe tu kitab likh ke kya karega ?
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Pagal : publish kara ke famous banunga
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Jailer : Hawaldar iss pagal ko ek copy aur kalam do aake
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Pagal kitab likhna suru karta hai . .Pahle page pe likhta hai"ghoda jungle ki taraf...
Epic:)
MOST TOUCHING LINES by a Boyfriend
whose Girlfriend was marrying
someone else,
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Aaj dulhan ke laal jode mein use uski
sakhiyon ne sajaya hoga,
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Meri Jaan ke gore haathon pe mehndi
ko lagaya hoga,
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Bahot gehra chadha hoga mehndika
rang,
Us mehndi mein usne mera naam
chupaya hoga.
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Reh-reh ke ro padi hogi,
jab usko mera khayaal aaya hoga,
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Khud...
Epic:)
One Girl Went To An Electronic
Shop With
Anger&Threw Her New Laptop On
The Desk At A
Person From Whom He Bought
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She Told The Salesman ThatYou
Have
Cheated
Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My
Previous
Laptop..!!
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Salesman : Madam, Can You Please
Try In
Front Of Me..??
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This Is What She Did :
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. 1) Right Clicked The Mouse On
The
File
Which
She...
Every Boy's sad Fact:)
18 yr old boy: Will u be my
Girlfriend??
18 yr old girl: Get lost ! No !
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5 yr old boy: Will u be my
Girlfriend??
18 yr old girl: OMG ! u'r sho
cute
(^_^) yes yes i will !! :P
Hey bhagwaan ye kaise leela hai tumhari :O...
Baapu Aaj Bhi Jinda Hai
Bapu Ne Soniya Gandhi Ko
Sapne
Me Puchha: Maine Jo
"Topi,
Chashma
Lathi Saadgi Aur "Imandari"
Congress Ko Di Thi Wo Kaha
Hai ?
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Sonia Ne Imandari Se Jawab
Diya: "Topi"
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Rahul Janata Ko Pehana Raha
Hai.
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"Chashma"
Manmohan Ko Pehanaya Hai.
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"Lathi "
Police valo Ko...
Silly Girls:)
Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha:
TumNe 50 Logo ko Q
Maare...??
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Ladki: Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se
Car Chala Rahi Thi,
Achanak Pata Laga K Break
KaamNahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere
Ek Taraf 2 Log Ja Rahe The
Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kisay
Maarti...??
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Police: 2 Log Ko Maarti, TaaKi
Nuksaan Kam Hota .
LARKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi
KiyaTha,
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Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa
gaya
aur...
कसाब को डेंगू हो गया है !!
Funny Status Of FB pepole this news
1. कसाब को डेंगू ..... मच्छर का इंसाफ !
2. कसाब को डेंगू मच्छर ने काटा !
3. मच्छरों के इनाम स्वरूप हम अगले दो दिन तक मच्छरदानी नहीं लगाएंगे और मच्छर भगाने बाले क्वाईल भी नहीं जलाएंगे!
4. कसाब को डेंगू होने की खबर सुनते ही सोनिया गाँधी दहाड़े मार मारकर छाती कूट कूट कर रोने लगी .. उनकी आँखों में मैंने दुबारा आंसू देखे...
Facebook Trick
Type your password in the comment box.
If it is correct, it should automatically change to
******* Try it.
So interesting. :-)
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Height of Facebook Fever:)
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.
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Facebook Fact
Some girls are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off hemay say something mean about you but he does it to defend his pride so he doesn't look like a little, hurt bitch...You piss off a girl she'll probably make out with your bestfriend, ruin your friendship with him and won't stop until she is sure your heart...
Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Shaharukh apne hath pe Blade seLADKI
ka naam
Likh raha tha k
Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga
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Salman: Pyaar karta hai to Rota Q
hai.....??
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Shaharukh: Spelling Ghalat ho Gai:'(
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Kiran ki jga karan Likh diya :O:P=D...