Husband ke Haseen Sapne!

Wife - Janu, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai !

Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai, Room freshner side table par hai,
 
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai, Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K 

yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi, Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein 

Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi...!
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Isko kahate hai
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Ek Husband ke haseen sapne!!!:

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Height of Sakh!

Pehle Din:

Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?

Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.

Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...

Pati: Achcha theek hai.

Dusre Din

Pati: Kahan ho?

Patni: Ghar pe hi hun darling.

Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

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Effect of Daru!

Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...

1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...

2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...

3rd phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri biwi chali gayi...

Jab usne 4th bottle uthaai toh woh bhari hui nikli. Sharaabi us bottle ko utha ke bola: Tu side mein hoja pagli, tu to bekasur hai....

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How to Make a Man/Women Happy?

How to Make a man happy:
1. Feed him.
2. Sleep with him.
3. Leave him with peace.
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs).
5. Don't bother him with his movements.
So whats so hard about that?

How to make a woman happy:
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needsto be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef.
8. An electrician.
9. A plumber.
10. A mechanic.
11. A carpenter.
12. A decorator.
13. A stylist.
14. A sexologist.

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Wedding speech from Modern Girl to her in laws!

My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...

Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines...

Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those cooking must keep cooking... Those cleaning must keep cleaning... I'll not disturb anybody's routine...

So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to:
Eat BUN,
Have FUN and
Entertain yiur SON!!!

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Uncle Tom`s Advice!

Hi Uncle Tom,
I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid, I don't know what to do now please help me.
From Anonymous

Uncle Tom's Reply:
Dear Anonymous,
Over heating of the engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator, you need to check the oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey, you must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future hope this helps.

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Secret of a Happy Marriage Life!

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000. He asked her about the contents.

"When we were to be married," she said, "My grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with Happiness.

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Tension Generating Letter!

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet?
Answer is 'W'.
All the worries get initiated with 'W'...
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally, believe it or not WIFE.

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