Height of Sakh!

Pehle Din:

Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?

Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.

Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...

Pati: Achcha theek hai.

Dusre Din

Pati: Kahan ho?

Patni: Ghar pe hi hun darling.

Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...

Pati: Acchha theek hai.

Teesre Din pati phone nahin karta aur ghar pahuch jata hai...

Pati, naukrani se: Maalkin kahan hai?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi - Maim saab saath mein mixi kyun le gayi?