Man: Hello, Sweet girl!
Girl: Hi, Lover Boy :)
Man: Info about u, please
Girl: 15, female, curvaceous, cleavage, in Lag... and u?
Man: mmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, around Lag.
Girl: You're 52? Omg! Seriously? Same age as my Dad.
Man: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Girl: Do you have a wife?
Man: Yes, but not as seductive as you. I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Girl: Then why do you like young girls?
Man: I love them because they are beautiful, not to mention fresh.
Girl: I am also into older men with iPhones, cash and driving a large German car.
Man: I can offer all of that and more!
Girl: I think we should meet because you are in Lag and I am also there.
Man: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my German car?
Girl: Tomorrow I am going to school, it won’t be possible.
Man: Or maybe over the weekend,going to school is very important.
Girl: While still chatting, let me continue with my homework. I don’t want my dad to know that I am on FB :) he will be mad at me!
Man: Which homework is that maybe I can assist you?
Girl: It's a Math homework, my friend Tom is assisting me. But he is still a small boy. I need men with bigger tools.
Man: Hey, your friend’s name is John? Exactly where in Lag are you?
Girl: 12 basin road, ikoyi, lagos... and you?
Man: Lucy, is that you???
Girl: Dad?!!!