Hindi commentary on on Sony Max!

Chetan Sharma - Behtarin shot dekhna hoga chakka hai ya chokka aur yeh sidha fielder ke haath main...

Sidhu - oho ho ho...maza aa Gaya kya short h gaganchumbi chakka toofani shot ye bol toh taramandal Mein jaake airhostage ke puppi le ke aa sakti hain
(six distance is jst 76 m)!!

Kapil Dev - dikhiye mujhe lagta hai yahaan se target chase karna muskil toh nahi Bt tough jarur hoga...

Akhtar - durling last 5 over...agar yahaan se ye dono set batsman 5
over or khel jate h toh ye match 2 over pehle jeet jayenge...
 
Rramiz Raja - aur ye utha ke Maara h lamba chhoda unchaa shot bowl hawa Mein bot upar jaa rha h aur ye boundary line pe sidha catch... catch out ho Gaye h Maxwell shot Mein tyming sahi nahi Thi shayad bat aaya nahi bol pe sahi!!
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Rohan Gawaskar - score 24/4...agar yahaan se ek do wicket aur gir jaaye toh phir muskile badh jayengi inke liye...

And d bst one- yaha pr smith ka khada hona boht jaruri hai...!

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Performance does not matter in IPL?

Dhoni same team since 3 year:
Package 12 crore.

Yuvraj 3 Switches (Punjab, Pune & now Bangalore):
Package 14 crore.

Moral :
Performance doesn't matter....Job me switch karte raho... Package jyada ho jayega.

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IPL Effects on Education

Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion:

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hour and marks to 50.

2. introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit i.e, a chance foe students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. First 15 min power play, i.e, no invigilator in the examination hall.

5. Introduce their fair play awards.

6. Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answers written.

7. Introduce one award to the most correct answers in the exams i.e, maximum sixes of the match.

JAI HO!

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Ball Size!

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences:

The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling

The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: Football

The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball

The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis

The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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Mindset of Indian Cricketers!

Sourav Ganguly: Do or Die.

Virender Sehwag: Do before you die.

Rahul Dravid: Do until they die.

Sachin Tendulkar: Do that will never die.

VVS Laxman: Do when everyone else dies.

Yuvraj Singh: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....

Rohit Sharma: Die before you do.

Finally...

Mahendra Singh Dhoni: Do everything before luck dies.

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