Hindi commentary on on Sony Max!

Chetan Sharma - Behtarin shot dekhna hoga chakka hai ya chokka aur yeh sidha fielder ke haath main...

Sidhu - oho ho ho...maza aa Gaya kya short h gaganchumbi chakka toofani shot ye bol toh taramandal Mein jaake airhostage ke puppi le ke aa sakti hain
(six distance is jst 76 m)!!

Kapil Dev - dikhiye mujhe lagta hai yahaan se target chase karna muskil toh nahi Bt tough jarur hoga...

Akhtar - durling last 5 over...agar yahaan se ye dono set batsman 5
over or khel jate h toh ye match 2 over pehle jeet jayenge...
 
Rramiz Raja - aur ye utha ke Maara h lamba chhoda unchaa shot bowl hawa Mein bot upar jaa rha h aur ye boundary line pe sidha catch... catch out ho Gaye h Maxwell shot Mein tyming sahi nahi Thi shayad bat aaya nahi bol pe sahi!!
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Rohan Gawaskar - score 24/4...agar yahaan se ek do wicket aur gir jaaye toh phir muskile badh jayengi inke liye...

And d bst one- yaha pr smith ka khada hona boht jaruri hai...!

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Big Ball Theory!

A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he needed glasses.

Finally, he bought himself a pair, and his game improved 100%.

Back in the clubroom, they were talking over a few beers. "You're playing better since you got your glasses," one said.

"You're right, I look down, and the ball's as big as a basketball, just can't miss it now," he said. After a few more beers, he said. "Gotta go to the toilet; be back in a minute."

When he came back, the front of his trousers was all wet.

"Gee, what happened to you?" his friends asked.

"I don't know," he replied. "I got in there, pulled it out, and it looked too big to be mine, so I put it back.

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Mother Nature!

Two friends went out golfing and their tee shots were horrible. One guy hit it way left, the other way right. They decided that the shots were so bad that they would just meet up at the hole.

So, the first guy looks and looks and finds his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful Buttercups. So he promptly pulls out his seven iron and starts whacking away. Buttercups are flying everywhere but the ball won't come out.

Finally Mother Nature got mad. She came up from the ground and said to the man, "I've created this beautiful field of Buttercups and you have no respect for them at all, now they are ruined. I'm going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups your punishment is that you cannot have butter for a year."

The man started to laugh and goes back to whacking at the Buttercups.

Mother Nature said, "Hey! This is no laughing matter. What do you find so funny?"

The man said, "My buddy is over on the other side in the Pussywillows."

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