Fun Inventors

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Neck Exercise Tool

Naughty, Photos

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Bitter Truth

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Apple`s New Watch

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Fixing in old times

Cricket Funny Pictures, Funny Pictures, IPL Funny Pictures

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What Sex Can Do?

Naughty

1. It makes some people religious: Oh God! Oh My God! Yes! God! 2. It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm...aaaahh...ooooh...aaahhh 3. Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr! 4. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me! 5. It...

Idiot Uncle

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Obsessed Husband

sharmila : My hubby is so obsessed for sex, I'm afraid changing clothes in front of him. Urmila : That's nothing, mine is so obsessed, I can't even yawn in front of h...

Genius Plugged in

Naughty Jokes, Naughty SMS

Husband Asked His Wife While Doing Sex Husband: “Honey, Why Do I Get All My Great Ideas In Bed Only?” Smart Wife: “Because You’re Plugged Into A Genius“:s...

Wajud na jiska wo hasti kis kaam ki

Naughty Shayri

Arz kiya hai, Wajud na jiska wo hasti kis kaam ki, Jaha dil na lage wo basti kis kaam ki, Tu musibat me ho aur me waha aake sabke lavde na laaga du to Benchod apni ye dosti kis kaam ki.......

Automatic Dictionary

Naughty, Naughty Jokes, Relationship

Bf texting to his Gf... Hey baby..what's up.? Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS Bf- What.! Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. In last night party your friends were all over them most of the time .. Bf- What the hell.. really? Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS ... Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!...

An Apple a Day

Naughty SMS

An apple a day keeps the doctor away But if the nurse is cute Apple ki maa ki chut !...

No Seedhi Baat, Only bakwass

Jokes, Relationship

Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:- Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?? . . . . . . Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:- Aashiq:- Bas Usmein Password System Kar Do, . . Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sak...

Rememeber That Feeling

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Goti Speaks

Naughty SMS

"Education Without K.T. is Like a Man Without Goti ....!!!" -William Bhenchod Aapke niche 2 goti hai to aap purush hai, Agar apke niche 4 goti hai to ye mat sochna aap mahapurush hai, Samajhna Apki koi gand mar raha hai. -William Gotiwala ...

Men will be Men

English Jokes, Naughty Jokes

An MBA was getting married... 3 young ladies offrd to marry him. He hd to make a choice, so he tested dem by givng 50k each to spend. 1 bought new dresses n said she wantd to luk gud 4 him. The 2nd got him few shirts & ties n perfumes n said she wantd him to luk gud. The 3rd investd d money in shares. Got profit...

BFCD

Jokes, Naughty Jokes, Pappu Jokes(Hindi)

3rd Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola Teacher: “ABCD Likho” Pappu Ne Likh Di A E G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher Ne Pada Aur Hairani Se Boli: “Arey Isme BFCD Kaha Hai?” Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam Mere Bag Mein Hai, Aapko Dekhni Hai To Bata Dena.“...

Unki ek Muskurahat Pe

Naughty, Naughty Shayri

Arz kiya hai.... Unki ek Muskurahat Pe hum Unse sex kar bethe... Zara gaur farmaye, Unki ek muskurahat pe hum Unse sex kar bethe... Hum chaddi Pehenne hi waale the Ki, Wo phir se Muskura bait...

Naughty Thought

The duck looks calm on water but under there is restless paddling Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta ha...

Naughty Thought

The duck looks calm on water but under there is restless paddling Moral: Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif ho neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rehta ha...

Mabelline Condoms

Mabelline mascara makes eyelashes look 3 times bigger, . . Mabelline should make condom...

Smart Kid

English Jokes, Jokes, Naughty Jokes

Little Boy kills a butterfly, Dad says no butter for two weeks!:-| Little Boy kills a honeybee, Dad says no honey for two weeks!:( Mom kills a cockroach, Little Boy turns to Dad and says, 'Are you gonna tell her or shall ...

Magic Number

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Mahi - a special Gift to Indian Cricket

Cricket

In 2011 fulfilling his world cup dream as a captain In 2002 , feeling shy to speak with sachin tendulkar , 2011 hugging him with joy to welcome the world cup In his young age , Asking his dad to wake up to watch Sachin's batting , playing with him in the field ...

Mahela

Cricket Funny Pictures, Funny Pictures, IPL Funny Pictures

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Katrina`s "Saans Me Teri''- original Scene

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Generation Gap

Photos

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Before and after Election

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No Seat? Don`t worry !

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Is not it a joke

Cricket Funny Pictures, Funny Pictures, IPL Funny Pictures

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Smart way of Earning

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Smart Patient

Cartoons, Funny Pictures

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Without internet

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Evolution

Miscellaneous, Photos

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Salam Namaste

Photos, Thought

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Thanda Pani

Photos, Thought

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Profession or Game

Funny Pictures, Thought

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Marks dene wali Teacher

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Angry Birds

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Captain Dhoni

Thought

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Smart Ladka

Ladka Smart hona chaiye Cool toh Navaratan Tel Bhi H...

Bowling me Variation honi chahiye Speed to Petrol bhi hai

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Small Kid

Funny Pictures, Naughty

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Joke Of The Year

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Bhaag Milkha Bhaag Fcat #3

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Bhaag Milkha Bhaag Fact #2

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Bhaag Milkha Bhaag Fact

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Kavi Kavi Pagalpanti Bhi Jaruri Hai

Naughty, Photos

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21st Century Menu

Miscellaneous, Photos

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Photography

Creative Photos

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Wellcome

Creative Photos, Photos

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Abstract Art

Creative Photos, Photos

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Upbas

Funny Pictures, Naughty

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Hello "BHOSADIKE"

Miscellaneous, Naughty

Don't get angry. It may surprise you to know that the origin of the phrase "Bhosadike" is, in fact, an ancient Sanskrit greeting, "Bho sad ike?" meaning, "Sir, are you well?" 'Bho' is a term used for respectful greeting, similar to 'Aho!'. Brahmins will know it since it is also used in the abhivadaye. 'Sad' is a prefix used for 'good things',...

Miss You

You are in my mind; You are in my thoughts; You are in my breath; You are in my feelings; You are in my dreams; You are in my prayer; Because you are my life. I miss yo...

I'll never stop missing you!

Earth may stop rotating; Birds may stop flying; Candles may stop melting; Fish may stop swimming; Heart may stop beating; But I'll never stop missing yo...

Every text is a sign of remembrance!

Every tear is a smile of brokenness; Every silence is a sign of loneliness; Every smile is a sign if kindness; And every text is a sign of remembranc...

I miss you at all times!

Out of the 24 hours of the Day. 10 hours are for working; 8 hours for sleeping; 1 hour for eating; 1 hour for exercise; And 4 hours for other activities. But all the 24 hours, I miss you at all time...

"Someone remembers you"!

There's no special reason for sending you this message. I just wanna steal a single moment out of your busy life and hope I can make you smile and say - "Someone remembers you...

Missing you and remembering you!!

Remember to remember me and forget to forget me. But if you try to remember to forget me, I'll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me! Missing you and remembering you...

I always Miss You

In the flowers, my Rose is you; In the diamonds, my Kohinoor is you; In the sky, my Moon is you; In my body, my Heart is you; That's why I always miss you...

Thinking of you keeps me awake

Thinking of you keeps me awake; Dreaming of you keeps me asleep; And being with you keeps me alive. Missing yo...

I miss you all the time!

I miss you. Every Moment. Every second. Every minute. Every hour. Every day. Every Week. Every Month. Every Year. Every Decade. Every Centenary. Oh ho! I think I got carried away. The truth is I miss you all the time! ...

How to stop missing you!

I have learnt: How to love, kiss and care for you; How to be happy, wise and contented; How to be strong, honest and faithful; How to forgive, forget and make up; But I could never learn as to how to stop missing yo...

Miss You

Tears don't come when you miss a person but they come when you don't want to miss a person! Miss you, my lov...

I gonna Miss you

I gonna write "I MISS U" on all the bricks and I really wish that one of them falls on your head so that you may know how it hurts when you miss someone special like yo...

Someone whisper your name

I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I noticed I was alone. Then I realized, it was my heart telling me that I miss yo...

Miss you always

I know messaging work both ways; But I just feel better when YOU text ME F.I.R.S.T. Anyways miss you alway...

Missing You !!

I am neither that sweet that you get diabetes; Nor am I that salty that you get High BP; I am even not that tasty that you get joy; But I am not that sour even that you don't even remember me. Missing you bab...

I miss you

I miss talking till 3 a.m. about our hopes and dreams; I miss the way you tilted up my chin when you kissed me. Miss you, my sweety pi...

I miss You

Knowing a person like you has made me happy in a million ways. And if ever I have to let you go, I would find a million reasons to make you stay. I miss you...

If I never met you...

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will...

Ae Khuda...

Ae Khuda, Khushi Har Pal Unke Paas Rakhna; Mere Apno Ko Tu Kabhi Na Udaas Rakhna; Gum Na Aye Unke Paas, Mere Moula; Tu Nazar-e-Karam Unpe Khaas Rakhna...

Khuda Humko Kabhi Aissi Judai Na De...

Khuda Humko Kabhi Aissi Judai Na De; Unki Yaadon Se Humko Rihai Na De; Dua Karna Dosto, Mujhe Aisi Jannat Na Mile; Jahan Se Mera Yaar Mujhe Dikhai Na De...

Aarzoo Ke Diye Dil Mein Jalte Rahnege...

Aarzoo Ke Diye Dil Mein Jalte Rahnege; Meri Aankhon Se Ansoo Nikalte Rahenge; Dil Mein Roshni Toh Karo, Tum Shama Ban Ke; Mom Bankar Hum Yunhi Pighalte Raheng...

Chahenge Tujhe Heer Ki Tarha...

Hum Bhi Chahenge Tujhe Heer Ki Tarha; Rab Se Maangenge Tujhe Kissi Fakeer Ki Tarha; Rang Naa Laayi Aggar Hamaari Ye Duayen; To Phir Hum Reh Jaayenge Be-rang Kisi Tasveer Ki Tarh...

Wo Sapna

Shayri

Ruthi Hui Aankhon Mein Intezar Hota Hai; Na Chahte Hue Bhi Pyaar Hota Hai; Kyun Dekhte Hain Hum Wo Sapne; Jinke Tutne Par Bhi Unke Sach Hone Ka Intezar Hota Ha...

Santa`s Dream

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Santa: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing...

Santa`s married life

Santa is talking to Banta about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that doubt." Banta says, "Yeah, I know what you mean." A couple of weeks later Santa has to go out of town on a business tour. Before he goes, he gets together with Banta. "While I'm away,...

Mission Suicide

Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now? Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more...

Santa`s Final Exam

Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half...

Talking Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. "Why so little," she asked the pet storeowner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes...

Santa`s Joke

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing. Now,...

Smart Santa

Santa was in coats but unfortunately business was very bad. One day his partner Banta said to him, â€œWhat are we going to do with these fifty coats? Theyâre last yearâ€™s style and even though weâ€™ve knocked them down to Rs 1000 each, we still canâ€™t sell any.â€ Santa replied, â€œUse your head, Banta. Price them at Rs 2000 and send 10 of our...

Banta`s Delusion

Banta thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince Banta that he is still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical...

Secret of Happy Married Life

Once Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." Banta asked, "Can you explain?" Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We...

Tandoori Chicken

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful...

Magic Door

Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one Saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers. Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing. They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed...

Furniture Business

Santa, a furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a new range of furniture that he thought would sell well back...

Last Chicken

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last...

What would you do if I died?

Jeeto: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Santa: "Definitely not!" Jeeto: "Why not - don't you like being married?" Santa: "Of course I do." Jeeto: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Santa: "Okay, I'd get married again." Jeeto: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). Santa: (makes audible groan). Jeeto: 'Would you live...

Einstein vs. Banta

Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight. Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $ 5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon? Banta doesn't say a word,...

Banta`s Letter to Bill Gates

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta To: Bill Gates, Microsoft From: Banta Date: 1 April 2011 Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice... 1. There is a button 'start'...

Hangover

Santa wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's New Year's Party. Santa is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Santa had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first...

Blind Date

Banta sets up his friend Santa to go on a blind date with a college friend. Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Santa, "I'll be with her all night." "Don't worry," Banta says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as...

Smart Answar

Santa and his wife Jeeto were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. Santa said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff." Jeeto...

Rectal Disorder

Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder. The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary medication for the enema, and asks him to come back the following week for a checkup. Upon returning the next week, Santa complains that the medication did nothing for him. "Did you use the medication properly?"...

Big Trouble

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview. The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had. The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked? Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet." The boss...

Naughty Banta

Banta came to meet Santa at his house. He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked. "Come on Santa, aren't you ashamed? Why don't you wear something?", said Banta. Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slipper...

Anniversary Giift

Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 10-15 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning Santa got up early and left for work. When Jeeto woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was...

Weekend Party

Santa left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife, Jeeto, really got on his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer, "How would you like it if you...

Constipation

A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn't working. "Have you been taking them regularly?" asked the doctor. "What do you think I've been doing?" snapped Santa. "Shoving them up my ass...

Hiccups Remedy

Santa went into a drug store and asked the pharmacist if he could give him something for hiccups. Without warning, the pharmacist suddenly reached out and slapped Santa hard across the face. "What did you do that for?" asked Santa indignantly. "Well, you haven't got hiccups any more, have you?" "I haven't got hiccups - my wife has!" replied Sant...

Relief !!

Banta tripped on the stairs and broke his leg. The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off. The weeks later he removed the cast and pronounced him well on the way to recovery. "Oh good," Banta responded. "Is it all right for me to walk the stairs now?" "Yes," said the doctor, "if you promise to...

Weird Dreams

Preeto went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Santa (he wouldn't go with her). "Doctor, my husband has this problem. Almost every night now he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!" "My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual..." Preeto leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence,...

Blind Date

Santa sets up Banta to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Banta is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Banta, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry." Santa says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as...

Neighbour`s Wife

Banta has been admiring his neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Banta didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she's married. So, one day the lady herself approached Banta alone in his apartment. Banta: Hi. Lady: Hi. Banta: Is everything...

Santa on KBC !!

Santa couldn't believe it - he'd made it to the last round of his favourite game show. "Congratulations, Santa ji," said Big B. "Answer correctly and you go home with five crores! "This is a two-part question on Punjab history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?" Santa figured he'd...

Unbeatable Logic

Santa decided to study for the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home. Friend: Santa, how is your MBA preparation? Santa: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. Friend: Logic is very easy. Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand? Friend:...

The Last Hope

Santa had just finished collecting the rents from the tenants in his apartment block. But when he got home he realized that his wallet was missing and burst into tears. "What's the matter?" asked his wife. "I've lost my wallet containing 25 thousand rupees," he wailed. "I think I put it in my inside coat pocket, but it's not there now." "Did you...

Slipping Lion

Santa came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Banta, and told him of his adventures. "I was out in the jungle," he said, "when all of a sudden I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops, and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the...

Santa in Court

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and his neighbour, Santa, was called as a witness. The prosecutor asked: "Did you ever get any cocaine from the defendant?" "No, sir," answered Santa. "Did you ever get any from his wife?" "No, sir." "Did you ever get any from his daughters?" "Excuse me, sir," Santa said, "are we still talking about cocaine...

Spelling Error !!

Our Banta is in police department. He is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head.He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error."Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn`t look right - scratch scratch."Head on boolevard..." dang it!...

Reverse Gear !!

Banta bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend.He reached Jalandhar in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in evening. But he did not reach Amritsar that evening and not even the next day. when he finally...

Identity Problem

Santa and Banta sitting in the bar at Raja Sansi Airport, Amritsar. "I've come to meet my brother," said the Santa. "He's due to fly in from Canada in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in forty years." "Will you be able to recognize him?" asked the Banta. "I'm sure I won't," said Santa, "after all, he's been away for a long time." "I wonder...

Live a Life to Impress the Creator not the Creation

Miscellaneous

As soon as you die, your identity becomes a "Body". People use phrases like "Bring the Body", "Lower the Body in the Grave", "Take the Body to the Graveyard" etc. etc. People Don't Even call you by your Name whom you tried to Impress the whole Life. Moral:- "Live a Life to Impress the Creator not the Creation...

Journalist at a Mental Hospital

Journalist at a Mental Hospital A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued : JOURNALIST : How do you determine to admit a patient or not ? DOCTOR : Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top. We then give a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub....

lol

A mad man was lying in his house Suddenly a thief came in n stole d mad man's TV n Dec. On his way out, the mad man woke up n started running bhind d thief. After 3 hrs of run, the thief became tired and begged for mercy but the madman said to him don't worry, I was only running to gave d remote, you forgot about it....

Safety Competition