First Night!

Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.

Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?

Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waai ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.

Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?

Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.

Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?

Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka...