Sona kaise hai?

Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.

Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.

Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mera ptaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi...

Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo...