A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?
Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.
The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.
Shopkeeper (embarassed) Madam please, aap aage dekh lijiye.
Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa toh hai, please kar dijiye na. Shopkeeper (blushing): Arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai... Girl: Wahi toh kah rahi un kab se ki rape karwana hai... rape karwana hai...
Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.
The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.
Shopkeeper (embarassed) Madam please, aap aage dekh lijiye.
Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa toh hai, please kar dijiye na. Shopkeeper (blushing): Arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai... Girl: Wahi toh kah rahi un kab se ki rape karwana hai... rape karwana hai...
