Good News or Bad News?

Wife: Ek baat bolun???

Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...

Wife: Maaroge to nahi?

Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?

Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?

Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.

Wife: Main pregnant hun.

Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???

Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi...