Sanskari Aloknath!

Teacher to Alok Nath: Wo kya hai jo COW ke paas chaar aur mere paass 2 hain?
Alok Nath: Madam, Legs.

Mam: Wo kya hai jo tumhare PANT mein hai aur mere peticoat mein nahin?
Alok Nath: Ji, Pocket.

Mam: Wo kya hai jo din mein lene ke bajay raat ko bistar pe lte hain?
Alok Nath: Ji, Neend.

Mam: Wo kya hai jo LADKI 1st time karwane par jor se chillati hai.
Alok Nath: Kaan mein ched.

Mam: Wo kya hai jiske aadha jaane par dard hota hai par pura jaane par achcha lagta hai?
Alok Nath: Haathon mein Kangan.

Mam: Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to haath mein pakad kar hilata hai, aur jiske paas na ho toh ongli daal kar hilata hai?Hai.
Alok Nath: TOOTH BRUSH.

Ye Hote Hai Sanskaar... BC