Innocent Bachha!

Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke liye jhukta hai.

Bachche ka Dad: Chest pe haath kyun rakha????

Bachha: Dad, Mujhe darr lag raha tha isliye.

Dad: Darr? Kaisa darr??!!!

Bachha: School mein madam bina haath rakhe jhuki thi, un ke dono lungs bahar aa gaye the...!!!!